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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 06:04 PM        Freaky/Scary/Wierd/Frightening Toys
C'mon you all know youve had one of those toys that just plain frighten the Hell out of you. Ex.Furbys

Just post about the strangest toy youve ever owned or encountered.
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 06:16 PM        .
The most dissturbing toy I have is TALISAC from the McFarlane and Clive Barker TORTURED SOULS collection. It's a 12 inch figure of a man with his face sliced open with hooks in the flesh suspending him in the air. He has a large abominabal fetus inside of him and a giant I.V pumping fluids into his half dead body. On my toy shelf he's the first noticed toy, I think its the most dissturbing thing ever so I had to buy it.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2004, 10:26 AM       
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Old Apr 4th, 2004, 08:53 PM       
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Old Apr 8th, 2004, 09:33 AM       
When I was little, I used to be afraid of my Rancor monster Star Wars figure. When I got too scared of it at night, I would wrap it up in a dirty shirt or towel or something and put it down the laundry chute. My mom would find it all the time doing laundry. :/
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Old Apr 9th, 2004, 09:22 AM        Re: .
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The most dissturbing toy I have is TALISAC from the McFarlane and Clive Barker TORTURED SOULS collection. It's a 12 inch figure of a man with his face sliced open with hooks in the flesh suspending him in the air. He has a large abominabal fetus inside of him and a giant I.V pumping fluids into his half dead body. On my toy shelf he's the first noticed toy, I think its the most dissturbing thing ever so I had to buy it.
stop mocking me just because i wont get mine off ROG in the summer! agggagggghhhh
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Old Apr 15th, 2004, 02:56 PM       
When I was like 11, my grandma got me this weird dancing teddy that whenever you push its paw, it will dance. So I had it on my bottom shelf, it looked sorta weird. One night, it started dancing by itself, over and over so I took out that batteries and threw it away. o.o;;;
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Old Apr 15th, 2004, 03:45 PM       
you know what eould be great? An Ann-Margret toy!
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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 02:39 AM       
Know what'd be great!?

you drinking bleach!
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 04:34 PM       
The tortured souls collection is quit scary.

I got a ozzy figure that ha a headlees bat that you canm stick in his mouth. it scares me to think of the Rabie shots Ozzy must have indured.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 04:46 PM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2004, 01:20 AM        Re: .
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The most dissturbing toy I have is TALISAC from the McFarlane and Clive Barker TORTURED SOULS collection. It's a 12 inch figure of a man with his face sliced open with hooks in the flesh suspending him in the air. He has a large abominabal fetus inside of him and a giant I.V pumping fluids into his half dead body. On my toy shelf he's the first noticed toy, I think its the most dissturbing thing ever so I had to buy it.
I say that thing in a store and i freaked out five kids with it
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Old Jun 30th, 2004, 04:14 PM       
ALL of the Tortured Souls figures, Mcfarlane's "Twisted Land of Oz" figures, The Hellriaser line, and most of Mcfarlane's other toys.
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Old Jul 7th, 2004, 01:37 PM       
I'd still say Furbys are scarier than anything Clive or McFarlane could ever come up with.

What still baffles me is why the hell Cabbage Patch Dolls didn't scare the hell outta kids, they're fucking pod creatures for Christ's sake!

I won't even go into that obvious child killing Teddy Ruxpin bear.
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Old Jul 7th, 2004, 02:23 PM       
i had a dol that looked like CHUCKY O_O;;
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 08:59 PM       
i was afraid of those jelly plastic monster finger puppets from gumball machines. they reminded me of Ghoulies, which i was deathly afraid of watching. being 8 sucked.
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 09:51 PM       
my dad got me a gremlin toy once, i was scared shitless of it. then his friend had a dried out chicken claw/foot and they told me it was a gremlin paw. i swear to god, i was up for three days after hearing that. then one day i took the toy and threw it into the woods. that showed them ALL
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 03:18 AM       
I was searching for the Gloworm doll, but I found this picture instead:

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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 05:31 AM       
i was afraid of popples for the longest time

they turned inside out, and had no organs
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Old Aug 3rd, 2004, 03:20 PM       
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I was searching for the Gloworm doll, but I found this picture instead:
Here is a picture I made of gloworm several years ago for an article. So you don't have to search:
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Old Aug 3rd, 2004, 04:47 PM       
cool! that's it! that's the thing that scared me. as well as the song on the gloworm commercial.
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Old Aug 4th, 2004, 01:22 AM       
It's supposed to be sick, but i think the new Elizabeth Bathory figure is fucking awesome.




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Old Aug 4th, 2004, 07:22 PM       
that chick is hawt
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 08:23 PM       
wow that thing is awesome.
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