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Spectre X · #1

FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

No more fucking with the votes, no more government scamming people out of their constitutional rights, just shotguns, chainsaws and whacking tools.

The possiblity of George W. Bush winning another presidential election has depressed me to the point of insanity, woe is me.

Zhukov · #2

What are you worried about? I doubt the next four years will be as shocking.

What is more depressing is that you have the rest of your life to look forward too. Shit happens every day, and it will happen for a long time after that. Every day there is another scandal, another lie, another war... Kerry wouldn't have been different - Clinton certainly wasn't.

You'll be back to making bush jokes and barely caring in a few days.

Spectre X · #3

Yeah.

I know that Kerry would fuck up too. At least with Kerry the chances that he fucks up as big as Bush did are smaller.

I guess that this just further destroys my faith in humanity, something I didn't have a lot of anymore anyway.

Zhukov · #4

That's the spirit.

Spectre X · #5

I'm just scared that in some kind of demented, zealous rage Bush will start a nuclear war.

I don't like fallout in my backyard.

Ninjavenom · #6

A nuclear war would be bad for the illuminati. What good is oil money if you're not alive to spend it? I think this whole thing was just a scandal to scare people into voting again. 50% of eligible people voting is a fucking travesty, so what's a better way to get people to care than the threat of imminent death at the hands of "terrorism"?

Spectre X · #7

I still sit here, patiently await the first if the undead hordes to come knocking at my door.

le sigh.

Anonymous · #8

In all honesty, it's at least going to take him a few months to completely butcher freedom. Nothing bad is going to happen until at least January.

I hope.

Spectre X · #9

January is my birthday.

Bush is doing this on purpose. Just to spite me.

Anonymous · #10

Mine too. The 4th.

Spectre X · #11

Mine is the eighteenth.

Happy early birthday Chojin

FS · #12

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Originally Posted by Ninjavenom

A nuclear war would be bad for the illuminati. What good is oil money if you're not alive to spend it? I think this whole thing was just a scandal to scare people into voting again. 50% of eligible people voting is a fucking travesty, so what's a better way to get people to care than the threat of imminent death at the hands of "terrorism"?

Personally, I don't think low voter turnouts are a bad thing anywhere. While it's true that a democracy should be represented by people chosen by the people, there are so many people who don't put serious thought into their voting choice. I take more comfort in the idea that people have to do at least some 'work' to make their vote, which at least narrows the voters down a little more to people who actually think about what they're doing and know why they're doing it.

Oh, and nub shib shivool *fucked up hand gesture* the Master will prevail, deum excretum.