This is the column I wrote for last week. There was a vote on campus for a "Wellness Center," which will cost $20 million and will do nothing but be used by athletic teams to get crappy athletes to come here. Since this won't be built, or even billed to the students, for years, it was like holding the 2080 presidential election today. Apparently, members of various athletic teams forced the players to vote yes for this, checking off the names of all the players to make sure they voted yes. Of course, the thing was passed.
http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?is...924&story=2321
Now it enjoy it, homos!
And my column for next week is one of the funniest things I've ever written