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Old Jun 14th, 2003, 12:23 PM        Destroying The Myth I
Fat people are NOT jolly ... except for Santa Clause and that's only because it's his job!
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Old Jun 14th, 2003, 12:28 PM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2003, 12:38 PM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2003, 12:46 PM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2003, 06:55 PM       
FUCK YOU I'M JOLLY

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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 06:14 PM       
When I think of fat jolly guys, John Candy and Chris Farley come to mind. Fortunately, they're dead.
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 06:52 PM       
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 06:53 PM       
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 07:04 PM       
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It took 2 posts, and I already hate you.
Funny that you chose to call yourself Cap'n Crunch........

Back in my first year of college there was this chubby, nerdy, 30-something dude we used to call Captain Crunch. That fucker reeked of pedophilia. Some of the students who had kids left them at the rec room, playing PS, while they took class. Captain Crunch would sit right next to them and try to scam his way to cop a feel on them. Me and my friends would always play pool in the rec room, and whenever Captain Crunch walked in, we immediatley began betting on which kid he was going to sit next to.

Then one day, I opened up the newspaper, and guess who's face I saw. Yep, good ol' Captain Crunch. He was caught with child pornography videos, as well as an address book full of e-mails and SN names. I don't know what became of him, but he was never seen around the campus again. But don't take it personally against me, I wasn't the one who ratted you out.........
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 07:13 PM       
I'd be willing to bet anything that that story was fake.

You got any stories about a pedophile you used to call Rongi? Or any stories on a rapist named Jixby Phillips? Or how about a tale about a necrophilliac named Mockery?
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 07:22 PM       
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I'd be willing to bet anything that that story was fake.

You got any stories about a pedophile you used to call Rongi? Or any stories on a rapist named Jixby Phillips? Or how about a tale about a necrophilliac named Mockery?
I shit you not, it's a true story. I don't know who actually came up with the name Captain Crunch, it was kind of a campus legend thing.
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Old Jun 15th, 2003, 07:27 PM       
Brings new meaning to the phrase "You and the Cap'n make it happen!".
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 10:53 AM       
Fat people are NOT pedophiles!
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 01:09 PM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 02:17 PM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 07:07 PM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 07:37 PM       
I'm the least jolly person I know

Although I do love smooth, hairless 10-year-old cooch, so it looks like Kelly is batting .500 at disspelling rumors.
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Old Jun 17th, 2003, 01:20 AM       
WOW!!!
Way to go T. DOOM!
Instead of doing the right thing, & telling parents, or attorities...You,& your chums fucking took bets on what child he was going to grope!!!
HAHAHAHAHa, wow i wish there were more civil minded folks like you around, that way there would be a lot less pedophiles...getting caught.
How many children could have NOT been molested if you & your friends had done somthing other then make passing coments, & jokes about the guy?
On behalf of all the people out there who wouldn't have been molested, if only someone would have said something, noticed how someone acted around children, or just noticed somthing wrong about creepy guys. Or at least said somthing to someones parents. ...FUCK YOU!!!
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Old Jun 17th, 2003, 10:24 AM       
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I'm the least jolly person I know

Although I do love smooth, hairless 10-year-old cooch, so it looks like Kelly is batting .500 at disspelling rumors.
Un-Bearshit! :/
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Old Jun 17th, 2003, 02:51 PM       
Uhhhh whateva

The smooth, creamy thighs of a 6-grader are TOTAL bearshit :rolleeys
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