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Ninjavenom · #1

I like to walk around in the hallways practicing acoustic guitar for my shitty rock band! Incubus kicks so many leagues of ass, it's not even funny! I even LOOK LIKE BRANDON BOYD! I like to play guitar in the hallways because it shows people how skilled i am at guitar, and helps me promote my gay band! When you think of heavy sludge/doom/grindcore, i want you to think of my Incubus Tribute band, Succubus! See, i'm smart, too! I'll bet you didn't know that a succubus sits on MEN's faces, and not on WOMEN's! It's the opposite of an Incubus! Clever, huh? Some of my other favorite bands are Green Day, Taproot, Staind, and NIRVANA!

! Next time you see me, i want you to take my guitar, and shove it up my ass!

Rongi · #2

:smack

Get a hold of yourself, man

Wiffles · #3

Wow thats cool ^_^

Captain Robo · #4

Rongi · #5

Character or not, wiffles sucks

Ninjavenom · #6

God i fucking hate these guys. They walk around ALL FUCKING DAY playing acoustic god damn guitar! They both love incubus, too. Incubus sucks. Unless you're a girl, there is no excuse for liking that fuckin' boy band. I think it would be in the best interest of both of these assholes to get hit in the crotch repeatedly with very heavy bricks, after being castrated by two very, very hungry sharks.

Ninjavenom · #7

Whoops.

whoreable · #8

You have alot of hate inside of you.

Jixby Phillips · #9

God i fucking hate these guys. They walk around ALL FUCKING DAY playing acoustic god damn guitar! They both love incubus, too. Incubus sucks. Unless you're a girl, there is no excuse for liking that fuckin' boy band. I think it would be in the best interest of both of these assholes to get hit in the crotch repeatedly with very heavy bricks, after being castrated by two very, very hungry sharks.

whoreable · #10

You have alot of hate inside of you.

whoreable · #11

You have alot of hate inside of you.

The Retro Kat · #12

Skulhedface sucks.

Ninjavenom · #13

God i fucking hate these guys. They walk around ALL FUCKING DAY playing acoustic god damn guitar! They both love incubus, too. Incubus sucks. Unless you're a girl, there is no excuse for liking that fuckin' boy band. I think it would be in the best interest of both of these assholes to get hit in the crotch repeatedly with very heavy bricks, after being castrated by two very, very hungry sharks.

noob3 · #14

The early incubus stuff rocks

The Retro Kat · #15

They've gone to hell since then.

noob3 · #16

Yeah, but still. Science is so awsome when you are comatosly blazed.

The Unseen · #17

Why is it that Radiohead sounds kinda like Incubus but is great and incubus completely sucks

Evil Robot · #18

All music is worthless. You should all listen to recordings from the end of an international airport's runway.

Helm · #19

This thread didn't work very well, did it?

Wiffles · #20

Air guitars are fun ^_^

Ninjavenom · #21

It was SUPPOSED to be about me bitching.

Spectre X · #22

bitch on, my friend :bitch

Generator86 · #23

S.C.I.E.N.C.E. was a pretty good album. Unfortunately, somebody reminded the lead singer that he was cute, so they started submitting more videos to MTV and wrote sensitive songs that would appeal to girls. Hey, at least the bass player quit due to "creative differences", which probably means that he still had a shred of respect for himself.

Wait, I got off-topic.

Ninja, please continue bitching about the acoustic-loving duo in your school. The only two people I know that openly admit to playing guitars with holes in them are both addicted to Tenacious D, which isn't a whole lot better.