I hate the Kids from my block

[ScruU2wice]

i wrote this on another board in pure rage and my english is terrible but...


The kids on my block are such fuckin fags. All they ever do is sit there and talk while 2 of them beat there fuckin skate board on the pavement untill everyones ears bleed. the rest of them talk like there such hardcore badasses and listen to their regurgitated punk music and where dog collars which you can buy at petco for 3 dollars but they buy from shit stores like hot topics for 20. But it doesn't really matter to them because they just shoplift the difference from gas stations. There stereotypical posers who only skateboard because they played THPS and think "well if its easy in the game of course i can grind across the roof a house." Maybe the worst part is that most of them aren't even from my fuckin block. They're gay kids who were kicked out from where ever they live because nobody like retard drooling all over the street. Nothing like a fucking spikey haired shit face who's vocabulary amounts to "fag, your gay, fruitbooter, and im a punk skateboarder" to brighten up your day when you step out side of your house. They're girlfirends are terible, too. Aside from the fact theyre dumb as a ball bearings, theyre fuckin bitches. I was walking to get the mail one day and I see 2 of them as i walk past i guess i feel sypathy towards the fact that they lived this long without brains so i said hi. the dumbasses stare at me and act like i was doing sumthing wrong, so i walk away and they continue acting like the stereotypically valley girls with ripped clothes and dog collars. There are several occasion where those kids have demonstrated there stupidity but there are too many instances to mention. I especially like the fact that they call me a fruitbooter eventhough the past summer i almost talked them into selling my old sh!tty skates to about 3 of them. They might be the most useless beings to exist, now off course there are one or two that defy these rule, but i like to hold prejudices and im sticking by how much of a waste of resources those kids are. The food they waste in a day could probably feed oxen of a farmer for years. But i refuse to move at all id rather them all be displaced, than me have to move even a block away from my house. I probably could think of more reasons why the kids from my block shudn't exist but i wont waste anymore of your time.

[Big Papa Goat]

Steal their skateboards, and take a big shit on each of them. Throw the defecated articles at the little sprites as they pass by your house. If they attempt to vandalize your house in retaliation, beat them into submission with a garden hoe. It worked for me, it can work for you!

[Everything Sucks]

Most skaters are nothing but jocks with spikey hair, but some are actually nice people. Must be where I live.

[Schimid]

I used to skateboard, and I'm fucking awesome. So, you know, they can't ALL be bad.

[ScruU2wice]

2 of them are ok, and i dont jus hate skatboarders but the other totally suck at it and always like break their boards over the pavement

[Everything Sucks]

Yeah, they just posers. The poser skaters tend to be the assholes, and the true skaters are the nice guys. I can just tell which of the skaters are true, and which are posers. I'm to un-co to skate any good .

[The Retro Kat]

That's why you got to pogo.

[Schimid]

Retro, have you seen those pogo-ball things? It looks so hard to do anything on them.

[Rongi]

Yeah, what a bunch of fags! I hate gays! Queers!

[Schimid]

If you imagine your avatar saying that, it makes it 20 times funnier.

[Jeanette X]

Get some real skaters to kick their asses.

[The Retro Kat]

[The Retro Kat]

Those things?

[ScruU2wice]

ok, so i'm talking to one of the kids that isn't a complete dumbass, and his friends come up behind him. Next thing i know a lady is yelling at all of us because one of the little cunts told her to "blow it outta her ass, bitch..." i told her that i wasnt with them and i was just going home. she just tells me that we shudn't mess with her because we would be sorry. So the first time i even talk to these kids i get chastized for something i didn't even do


edit: im gonna stop complaining about these people. it's not worth my time and it'll just get really boring after a while if it already hasnt...

[choptop]

Here something to do to those pig fuckin' commies:

First dig a deep pit in your front lawn, and cover it with leaves. Then steal one of the little fucker's commie boards. Wait for em to come in your yard and fall into the pit, as soon as the bastard does so, weld a metal grate ovet the opening of the pit. Then come out almost everyday and dump garbage, rotten meat, and all sorts of foul spoils on the little fucker, and wait for his bastard comrades to come and listen to him scream.

[glowbelly]

yeah and don't forget to get arrested for it while you're at it

i have an idear:

IGNORE THEM LIKE I SHOULD HAVE IGNORED MR. COCKCHOP.