Frist endorses ban on gay marriages.

[Vibecrewangel]

Bye Gator.

Look forward to your response tomorrow. I may not agree with the whole marriage = religious ceremony, but it is an interesting point. One in CA we rarely see.

[Protoclown]

For fuck's sake, why does Gator have his panties in a bunch over the definition of the word "marriage"? Get over it, dude. I think Vibecrew summed things up nicely, and I agree with her statements.

There was some girl in India recently who was married to a fucking dog. What label would you put on that?

*chuckles

My whole apartment has been laughing at Gator's stupid compulsive need to try to impress/intimidate everyone by constantly letting us know that he's showing this to his big gay coworkers and they are all laughing at everything.

*snickers

Now the neighbors are in here laughing at it too OMG


And what was up with that stupid shit where Gator was trying to be all cryptic about hinting that he's black with all this "if only you knew" bullshit? Like, oh my god, you sure had one over on us! Nevermind the fact that Zero Signal's statement still stands, even if "we didn't only know" the mystery of your possible blackness, because you still sound like one of those fucking obnoxious people. Whether you are black or all your friends are or whatever is irrelevant.

*laughs

OMG now my friends from out of town are over here and we are all pointing and just absolutely guffawing as we are slapping our knees LOL

[FS]

Vince, the stretches of your asinine logic just won't cease amazing me.

A couple that can't produce offspring isn't equal to one that can? So how about men or women that are born sterile? Should they be forbidden to get married? How about people who get a vasectomy/sterilisation? Should they be legally forced to divorce?

A gay couple can't raise a child as well as a straight couple can? How about a single parent? They must be even worse. Should single parents get their children taken away from them? Why can't we discuss this? Because it's not the parent's "fault" that they're "unfit"? Should a parent that beats his kids be allowed to continue because he's got a mental disorder or he was beaten himself as a kid?

Stop beating around the bush and get down to your real feelings about gay marriage. What? You find it disrespectful to straight marriage? So's divorce. Maybe that should be outlawed too. Why is marriage so important to certain gay people? Why is so important to many straight people? Homosexuality is a choice? You fucking mental dwarf. Can you choose which girl you're attracted to and which one you're not? Then why do you think other people can actually pick and choose which gender they'll get hard over today?

See if you can answer any of that without backing into a corner and admitting that you find gay people to be icky and inferior. I don't mind that you think that. What it boils down to is that I don't think you can prove to me that homosexuality is so dangerous that certain laws are necessary to leash it or keep it out of certain institutes.

[Protoclown]

Now Fatsatan, you realize that Vince has already asked that we leave single parents resulting from death or divorce out of the discussion, because that would totally destroy his pathetic argument.

[Vibecrewangel]

I like the fact that most men (I use the word loosely) who think being gay is wrong also get off on hot girl on girl action.

[FS]

I think far too few women are admitting that they get off on guy on guy action. It's like a big secret they're keeping so they can keep trashing men for their preoccupation with lesbians

[Vibecrewangel]

Actually, I prefer girl on girl action any day of the week.

[FS]

Yeah, but you already said you're usually more attracted to girls than guys. I believe research has shown that most straight women are more into gay porn than they are into straight porn. Yet I don't see many of them admitting to it - other than the occasional swooning over a picture of guys kissing.

[GAsux]

All this talk about man on man sex and lesbianism is really getting me hot.

What was this thread about again? I need some lotion.

[VinceZeb]

Proto, please. Now, I know you think its cool that your nerd boy D&D roomies think that what Gator, who is by more more successful that myself or you for that matter, but please drop it. It only makes you look like the child you tend to want to act like.

Now, I am against homosexuality more so on a scientific basis than a religious basis. But lets talk about that for an instance. What if being attracted to kids is "genetic"? What if being attracted to animals is "genetic"? What if being attracted to a peg in the wall is "genetic"? Shouldn't that be on the same basis of homosexuality, and thus "ok, because they are born that way"?

Let's just face some more facts, thought. The Gay Marriage situation is about making behavior that the vast majority of Americans in private would tell you they loathe and hate "acceptable". Marriage is something that is being destroyed today by Hollywood idiots, stupid teenage kids, and everyone else that doesnt understand what the fucking word 'commitment' means.

And to people that say that homosexuality isnt a choice... I know this example is more elastic than a fat kid's underwear, but look at porno stars. Do you think Jenna Jameson would be fucking women and generally acting like a whore with chicks in public if it wasnt putting money in her cum-coated hands? I think not.

[Immortal Goat]

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

And to people that say that homosexuality isnt a choice... I know this example is more elastic than a fat kid's underwear, but look at porno stars. Do you think Jenna Jameson would be fucking women and generally acting like a whore with chicks in public if it wasnt putting money in her cum-coated hands? I think not.

Yeah, and ALL gay people are rich porn-stars. That's why the gays I know work in a restaurant.

Vinth, shut the fuck up. NOW!

[Preechr]

Well, I'm not actually a scientist, and I'm not aware of any scientists that actually study gay people (as it is actually illegal now to cut them open and stuff... ) but from my own personal experiences, it seems silly to lump all gay people into the same pile, no matter how much they beg.

I would accept two piles, in a very general sense. There are those gay folk that are obviously fucked up in the head due to some great tragedy or injury and "act out" with every action they take. These people choose gay. I have gay friends that deny this, and I call them stupid and short-sighted. I have known people exactly like this, and I'm sure there are more out there. Feel free to raise your hands...

The second pile consists of perfectly normal people who are just not attracted to members of the opposite sex. These folks are capable of love and commitment to the same degree any of you are, in, as I said, the most general of senses. Healthy, wonderful people.

The former I don't consider to be gay. They are freaks and screw-jobs and we should feel sorry for them. We should structure our society to help nurse them, as impossible as the job may seem, back into reality. To do this, we'll have to separate them from the "real" fairies. There is safety in numbers, and gay people need to feel safe because nobody will let them get married and stuff...

My definition of a gay person is someone that will only ever be happy in a relationship with a person of the same sex. See? That's why the freaks don't qualify. They will never be happy in any kind of relationship. They will most likely never be happy at all, if left to their own devices. I don't think it's fair to give them things like "gay" to play with, as it only hurts the real issue and insulates them from the effects of their own weirdo lives.

In short, gay people suck. That is all.

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

Let's just face some more facts, thought. The Gay Marriage situation is about making behavior that the vast majority of Americans in private would tell you they loathe and hate "acceptable".

At one point in our history the vast majority of Americans would tell you that they loathed and hated the idea of interracial marriage. But that doesn't mean that interracial marriage is wrong.

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

And to people that say that homosexuality isnt a choice... I know this example is more elastic than a fat kid's underwear, but look at porno stars. Do you think Jenna Jameson would be fucking women and generally acting like a whore with chicks in public if it wasnt putting money in her cum-coated hands? I think not.

So what are you saying? That gay people are gay because they get some kind of reward out of it?

[AChimp]

Oh my, Preechr! How provocative! Your views are entirely new! You have opened my eyes by saying that you have your own definition of gay people and that they suck.

I think Gator should ask all his office buddies why they are gay.

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Preechr

The second pile consists of perfectly normal people who are just not attracted to members of the opposite sex. These folks are capable of love and commitment to the same degree any of you are, in, as I said, the most general of senses. Healthy, wonderful people..

Originally Posted by Preechr

In short, gay people suck. That is all.

What the fuck?...

[Preechr]

Originally Posted by AChimp

Oh my, Preechr! How provocative! Your views are entirely new! You have opened my eyes by saying that you have your own definition of gay people and that they suck.

...and you had something to add, then? As I said, I am no scientist, and for a Chimp you don't catch on to bad humor well, do you? Or maybe it's the bitter cold that's made you such a bitter little monkey... I wasn't trying to provoke you, but rather just add to the conversation. Now you've hurt my feelings.

Originally Posted by AChimp

I think Gator should ask all his office buddies why they are gay.

I think most of them belong in the freak catagory. That's just an observation based on his stories. One of them in particular was on some kind of liquid cabbage only diet for like months, and insisted on discharging his toxic waste quite enthusiastically in the "Ladies Room" adjoining Gator's office... haha... Oh those funny stories! you will only find on Newsfilter...



Oh... and for the record: Gay people SUCK! (Get it?)

It's MOCKERY! ( I thought )

...just trying to fit in



....trying to appear edgy and coy and all that....

[AChimp]

As I said, I am no scientist, and for a Chimp you don't catch on to bad humor well, do you?

Sorry, but saying "gay people suck" after a rant about how they are weirdos and freaks with fucked up lives is crass when it comes to humour, especially since your post had nothing to do with gay sex. At least try to make your jokes fit in with the rest, hmm?

It's okay, though. You're better than most, and at least you can spell and string a sentence together properly.

[Big Papa Goat]

Gay people can't raise a kid as well as straight people? How about rednecks, couples where both parents work 14 hours a day, single parents, and just plain dumbass fucknuts? There are a lot of people that can't raise children worth shit, and frankly, they shouldn't be allowed to have children but until you start coming up with an actual system for determining a couples child raising capabilities, then you can't say that a couple of guys, or a couple of chicks are ALWAYS going to be less able to raise children.
And Vinth, homosexuality is not genetic, but do you think 14 year olds are going around and thinking to themselves: "Chicks are pretty hot, but I'm going to go for fucking guys instead, just to be different" Ya, very likely. You can't just decide that your going to be gay, or if your gay you can't decide to be straight. Don't believe me? Try to get a woody off a picture of a guy. Can't do it? didn't fuckin think so.

[Protoclown]

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

Proto, please. Now, I know you think its cool that your nerd boy D&D roomies think that what Gator, who is by more more successful that myself or you for that matter, but please drop it. It only makes you look like the child you tend to want to act like.

Vince, you dense and stupid fuck. It shouldn't surprise me that my joke went completely over your head, but I still find it vaguely depressing. Not disappointing, mind you, that would suggest that I expected anything at all resembling a glimmer of intelligence from you...but flat out depressing.

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

Now, I am against homosexuality more so on a scientific basis than a religious basis. But lets talk about that for an instance. What if being attracted to kids is "genetic"? What if being attracted to animals is "genetic"? What if being attracted to a peg in the wall is "genetic"? Shouldn't that be on the same basis of homosexuality, and thus "ok, because they are born that way"?

Congratulations. In all this blathering, you have either

A) actually intended to say absolutely nothing

or

B) completely lost whatever message you intended in this pile of nonsensical bullshit

I'm still not entirely sure, because I can't honestly tell if you actually had a point when you wrote that twisted mockery of a paragraph.

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

Let's just face some more facts, thought. The Gay Marriage situation is about making behavior that the vast majority of Americans in private would tell you they loathe and hate "acceptable". Marriage is something that is being destroyed today by Hollywood idiots, stupid teenage kids, and everyone else that doesnt understand what the fucking word 'commitment' means.

Vince, you barely seem to be able to comprehend a fifth-grade level vocabulary, I should think you'd be the last person to be criticizing others for not understanding the meaning of words.

Also, you failed to present a single fact in that entire paragraph. But you will never realize that, because you do not understand what a fact is, what an opinion is, and how the two differ.

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

And to people that say that homosexuality isnt a choice... I know this example is more elastic than a fat kid's underwear, but look at porno stars. Do you think Jenna Jameson would be fucking women and generally acting like a whore with chicks in public if it wasnt putting money in her cum-coated hands? I think not.

Here's something for you to chew on, Vince. I'll bet you Jenna Jameson isn't gay! Holy shit! It's mind-boggling! Try not to burst your brain cell thinking about that one for too long! And to take that idea even further...just because you have sex with someone of the same sex doesn't make you gay! Or do you honestly think inmates in prison who slam each other in the cornhole are gay? People who have no interest in the same sex, and upon getting out of prison never pursue any sort of physical relationship with the same sex ever again, and yet, while in prison they fuck other inmates in the ass to satisfy their physical needs...that's not gay.

[mew barios]

i think too many people confuse gay: the sexuality with gay: the subculture.

anyhow. i can't speak for anyone else, but i would like to get married someday. as much for the symbolic show of commitment as the legal right for my boi to come sign forms for me if i'm crippled up in the hospital.

[mburbank]

I imagine a lot of Gay people don't want to marry. A lot of straight people don't want to marry either.

I think both groups support the RIGHT to marry.

Gator, if the people in your largely gay office don't support other gay folks RIGHT to be married, I wonder why?


Viince... Let me disabuse you. First look up 'disabuse'. It's not dirty. Ready? You do not know what a vast majority of American's loathe. You are not privy to America's secrets. You have no way of knowing if the 'silent majority' exists, or what they would say if they do. But of course you don't know what the 'silent majority' is, you don't know who came up with the phrase, you don't know how it was used.

You don't understand the difference between fucking and orientation.

Is your heterosexuallity a choice? You could simply refrain from 'underwater hand job action'.

Now go ask your gay, black, promiscuis, ant gay-marriage, Tibetan, anal retentive submarine letter throwing away, convenient friend/rooomate/aquaintance to go in the kitchen and make you steak.

[VinceZeb]

Yeah, Max, and your upper west side kike ass knows anything about real Americans. It is to laugh.

[Zero Signal]

What the hell do you know about what being a "real American" encompasses?

[pjalne]

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

Yeah, Max, and your upper west side kike ass knows anything about real Americans. It is to laugh.

Oh my god! He finally turned Engrish!

[mburbank]

WOAH! Blindsided by a JEW JOKE! No way ANYONE could have seen that coming.

Now, Vinth, as I've told you before now, I never now lived on the upper west side, now. Now if you insist on thinking that now, now who is the dumbass? Now I know I've now mentioned this now before now, but I was born in St. Louis. Now.

Now Vinth, now.

Oh, and way to make insults on the giver and not now on the argumentation now. But that's the way Morons always is. And cheap Jew Jokes is the surest firing way to avoid explaining to how you''ve been wrong now.