ANNA NICOLE SMITH FUCKS UP MY DEATH POOL

[sspadowsky]

The Human Trainwreck kicked off today, before I had a chance to put her in my Death Pool picks, thereby costing me 61 very valuable points. The nerve of her.

[Emu]

I bet twenty bucks that TrimSpa killed her.

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by sspadowsky

The Human Trainwreck kicked off today, before I had a chance to put her in my Death Pool picks.

was she expected to die soon? i'm a little confused

[Mockery]

Anna Anna bo-banna, fee fi fo fanna, ANNA

I'm sure parts of her will continue to live on forever.

[FartinMowler]

I liked her, she was like a fat version of the whore with the husband that shot himself in the head.

[Grislygus]

Didn't her kid die a little while ago? I blame their genes.

[sspadowsky]

Originally Posted by Rongi

was she expected to die soon? i'm a little confused

It depends on the Death Pool in which you're participating. In my case, it works like so: Celebrity dies. Subtract their age from 100, and you have your point score. It keeps everyone from picking a bunch of 90 year-olds who are knocking at death's door.

With such a scoring system, it's good to have a handful of younger celebrities who are known to have medical, mental, or substance abuse problems, so if just one kicks off, you get a huge point score. It's conceivable that one single celebrity death could win someone the pot. Lindsay Lohan, for instance, would get me 79 or 80 points.

Fortunately, I found out that no one in the pool picked Anna Nicole, so the race is still pretty close. It may be bad karma, but if the Great Equalizer can net me a little cash, well..... I wasn't really using my good karma anyway.

[Rongi]

oh i see now. yeah, that way would actually make a death pool a lot more interesting.

i expect to see a lot of lame ass tribute shows on VH1 in the oncomming months

[Zomboid]

Probably, but I'm not sure if they could make the full length hour long ones. I mean...There's not a whole lot to work with there.

[Rongi]

well, have you ever watched the shit they put on VH1? most of it's show's content is repeated commentary by z-list celebrities anyway

[GADZOOKS]

I had a feeling yesterday that someone famous was about to die.

I guess I was wrong

[Esuohlim]

When I heard the news I laughed and then forgot about it again until this thread

[Emu]

Now we just need for Paris Hilton to die and I can feel comfortable again.

[MrAdventure]

if youre a betting man id bet on kirstie alley i got a feeling about her (even though shed be worth maybe twenty points haha ouch)

[bigtimecow]

oh death

[Goat Cheese]

Originally Posted by FartinMowler

I liked her, she was like a fat version of the whore with the husband that shot himself in the head.

you mean kurt cobain's whore?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Fuck I laughed at a Goat Cheese joke.

[Goat Cheese]

This goes to me.

[Fathom Zero]

Chojin, REVOKE THAT BARNSTAR!

[Angryhydralisk]

So much for her. Reading Things Must Be Destroyed part 3 won't really be the same...

[noob3]

she was MURDERED

[SKATERMONKEY]

I'm guessing it was a belushiesque drug cocktail that killed her.

[noob3]

trimspa probably ripped her heart a new one back while it had ephedrine in it & she just paid the consequences of gaining/losing weight so fast

[Idi Amin]

A friend of mine was deeply depresed, he was talking like "What am I doing here?" "What can I gain by going on living" Then mid-scenence as he is going on about how he just can't see any reason to go on he says "ya here Anna Nicole died"

What?

Now either his life is really that sad, or Anna Nicole Smith is alot more important then we are giving her credit for.

[Chojin]

i'm going to go with the former