So I'm finally watching Jack Frost 2

[James]

I was under the impression this movie was absolutely horrible, but I'd never actually seen it before. I'd always missed the beginning, and the couple times I watched it for a couple minutes caused me to start bleeding from the ears. But I caught it right as the start, and I've been watching it for the past 40 minutes.

I was right. This movie is absolutely horrible. Not in the "so bad it's good" kind of horrible, but the "proof God hates me for allowing this to exist" kind of horrible. I demand all of you to send me money until I feel better for exposing myself to this shit.

[Jixby Phillips]

I like Jack Frost 2 more than the first one.

[James]

I think Jack Frost 1 was OK, in that it was in the same vein as other movies like Uncle Sam and My Bloddy Valentime. They're horror movies, but with a subtle satirical edge with how stupid they are. But at least they mockingly take themselves seriously enough to make the movie work as a... you know... movie.

Jack Frost 2 just plays itself out as an all-out joke, but nobody's laughing. Not even a naked hot girl is a redeeming quality for the movie, because she's swimming. And naked girls are got sexy when they're swimming. Something about their legs kicking out reminds me of a frog, and frogs usually aren't sexy either.

I think the only thing enjoyable out this movie would be if you were watching my reactions to the movie, because I know you all enjoy watching me in agony.

[Spastic Colon]

I know I have both of those movies somewhere in my "In" box. WTF, I have an "In" box? Well then where's my "Out" box. . . oh, there it is.