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[Comrade Rocket]

ITS A TRAP. THATS NO CAT, THATS A BOMB!!!!!

[nothing4buddha]

omg look the soldier is getting pussy lolz!!11! :/ ok im done.

[thebiggameover]

Soon the cat will be pissed on and sexually humiliated...

[Sam]

"A SOLDIER PETTING A KITTEN."

[executioneer]

LIEUTENANT JOHNSON AND SGT. MITTENS ON THEIR FIRST PARTOL

[MrAdventure]

PURR

[Big McLargehuge]

lol @ SGT. Mittens

[James]

The funniest part is Sgt. Mittens is the human.

[Big McLargehuge]

The sad story of Sgt. Mittens


Mittens was a high school king,
Quarter back of the foot ball team
And dating that sweet prom queen,
Mittens was an All-American cat

After high school, he didn’t know what to do
So he got a job pumping gas
Got a car that went real fast.
And started going to a local school.

But then a war in Vietnam
Came and ruined his calm
He got picked up by the draft,
I feel so sorry for that poor cat

Poor kitty, forced to kill for your country
Poor Sergeant Mittens.

No kitten should have to see,
The things that this poor kitty sees,
He watched his best friend die in ‘Nam
This damn war ruined this man, (err kitten.)

Well Mittens got his mail today
It was his high school sweet heart, she did say
That she was going to have kittens,
And the daddy was poor lil Mittens.

Now he had a reason to go on
And finish out his tour in ‘Nam
For the thought of his kittens
Saved poor lil mittens.

Poor kitty, forced to kill for your country
Poor Sergeant Mittens.