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Rev. Danno · #1

Riotgrrl (aka Carrie, AKA RG)... I know you're hurting right now...
I know you don't feel too good...
I know you are mad at me because of what you & I did messed things up w/ you and your girlfriend..
Pick up your phone, and talk to me....
Answer your AIM...
I hate to tell you like this...
But I think I may either be prego, or in love w/ you...
GIve me a call, we'll drink huge ass Magaritas in PDX...
Or sing drunk/punk Kareoke...
My insides hurt thinking about the shit I may have caused...
I haven't heard from you in almost a week...
Please let me know you ar OK...

SMN · #2

Awwwww. Aint that cute?

Terra · #3

That was a nice post Rev. Hopefully RG will come around.

I'm just a little confused now about the poly-whatssit thing. I thought it was okay to have multiple flings as long as the "primary relationship" was intact. If that's the case then RG is being hit by a double standard by her GF. IMHO that's not cool.

In any case, I hope RG is going to be okay.

(Actually, I thought that other thread she had posted about all of this was a sort of mock and that she wasn't all *that* bummed about it. I see I was wrong)

Matt Harty · #4

omg you idiot

Perndog · #5

I still hope she dies.

Supafly345 · #6

Well, I'll tell you one thing: that had to be one of the worst poems I have ever read.

Alive · #7

all's i can picture is a threesome

Ri0tGrRrl · #8

hey danno...
thanks :/ i miss u so much

sorry i haven't been talking 2 u r nething...shit just really sux right now. my stupid supposed poly cunt of an exgf is making my life a living hell right now. she turned all of my friends against me and now they all think i'm a dirty slut just cuz i got with a guy or 2...it's so fucking unfair. hello! i'm just sexually liberated!! god...get with the fucking times ppl.

my friend conor is the only 1 who is still talking 2 me.

maybe this wkd i'll come down 4 margaritas with u. i sure could use a drink right about now and i haven't left my house in 4 days...

-ri0t

Big McLargehuge · #9

i want this story to have a happy ending

Jeanette X · #10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ri0tGrRrl

she turned all of my friends against me and now they all think i'm a dirty slut just cuz i got with a guy or 2...it's so fucking unfair. hello! i'm just sexually liberated!! god...get with the fucking times ppl.

my friend conor is the only 1 who is still talking 2 me.

It's situations like this that teach you who your real friends are. People who would be so easily turned against you were probably not true friends in the first place. I know this is difficult for you, but the experience is probably good for you in the long run, as you got rid of them. Who needs fair weather friends?

Big Papa Goat · #11

I didn't read the original post, but is there a good reason this is a thread?

Dole · #12

- Its a sad story. Riot grrl and her (unfortunately now ex-) girlfriend were re-enacting the build up to the cuban missile crisis, using mutilated and defecate-soiled cabbage patch dolls to represent Kennedy, Kissinger and Kruschev.

- Due to a quite frankly utterly confusing misunderstanding between the two, somehow the cabbage patch dolls ended up being totem-like representations of Riot Grrl and the aforementioned ex-girlfriends relationship.

- Crucially, this was just at the point where Riot Grrl was re-enacting the almighty dump Kennedy was having whilst contemplating whether to launch armageddon, with his finger actually 'on the button' whilst he was voiding his bowels.

- The misunderstanding led the ex to believe that somehow Riot Grrl was ACTUALLY using the cabbage patch dolls' Kennedy-shitting actions to mean that their relationship was indeed, 'shit' and the 'the button' was implying that the ex's clitoris was some kind of monstrous defecatory aid.

- Needless to say the relationship was doomed from this point on.

- Bummer.