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Old Jan 18th, 2005, 10:36 PM        A question about girlfriends
If I put make up and lipstick on my penis, could it be considered my girlfriend? (Yes, it is a female penis)

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Old Jan 18th, 2005, 10:40 PM       
lol what a funny idea
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Old Jan 18th, 2005, 10:42 PM       
I was being serious.

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Old Jan 18th, 2005, 10:45 PM       
I was being sarcastic because its lame and stupid and so are you lol
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Old Jan 18th, 2005, 10:49 PM       
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I was being sarcastic because its lame and stupid and so are you lol
You make Penfifteen sad.
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 12:41 AM       
penfifteen don't you mean penis?
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 12:51 AM       
Yes, I believe I do mean penis.

PEN15 if you will.
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 03:09 AM       
OH WAIT


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I get it!
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 03:28 AM       
i remember a kid trying to get me to join the pen15 club, but then i was all dude it says "penis" on your hand.
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 11:38 AM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 11:47 AM       
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Old Feb 2nd, 2005, 11:19 PM       
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i remember a kid trying to get me to join the pen15 club, but then i was all dude it says "penis" on your hand.
Just say no man
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Old Feb 2nd, 2005, 11:23 PM       
quit responding to this, jerkoff face
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Old Feb 3rd, 2005, 08:13 AM        Re: A question about girlfriends
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If I put make up and lipstick on my penis, could it be considered my girlfriend? (Yes, it is a female penis)

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Old Feb 3rd, 2005, 03:10 PM       
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i remember a kid trying to get me to join the pen15 club, but then i was all dude it says "penis" on your hand.
I almost went onto a gay porn site in college when someone told be to check out a site called Pen Island.com.
He said it was an island for pens
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Old Feb 3rd, 2005, 03:56 PM       
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 08:04 PM        Re: A question about girlfriends
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If I put make up and lipstick on my penis, could it be considered my girlfriend? (Yes, it is a female penis)

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Remember to have a few ribs removed before you go in for that first kiss, or you could be another statistic in the Michael Hutchence Book of Autoerotic Death.
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 08:53 PM        Re: A question about girlfriends
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 09:16 PM       
Hey are you the same person as the other 10 people who have that animated avatar of will ferrel hitting a cowbell or are you a different asshole?
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 09:19 PM       
u hav to watch Elf high it's hilarious

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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 09:41 PM       
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Hey are you the same person as the other 10 people who have that animated avatar of will ferrel hitting a cowbell or are you a different asshole?
I'm a different asshole, but I'm flattered that you noticed!
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 09:49 PM       
I hope you get boiled in a pot !
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 10:59 PM       
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I hope you get boiled in a pot !
A pot as opposed to what? A stalk of corn? A guitar? A lovely springtime breeze?

What the hell else would I get boiled in, halfwit?
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 11:02 PM       
A vat, you fucking moron.
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 11:10 PM       
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