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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 01:33 AM        zod bow before God
I just want to say to, general zod that one day he will bow before the real King, Jesus!
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 01:34 AM       
amen brother, jesus kicks zod in the balls 4 life!
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 01:45 AM       
Or maybe... Zod is God? They're both three letters long, and they rhyme. I don't believe in coincidence.
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 08:12 AM        Re: zod bow before God
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I just want to say to, general zod that one day he will bow before the real King, Jesus!
King Jesus? Even Jesus bows to the real king....

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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 12:02 PM       
wrong motherf*cking forum
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 12:09 PM       
For a split second, I thought Elvis' halo was a space helmet, which would have made that the greatest picture ever.
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 12:51 PM       
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For a split second, I thought Elvis' halo was a space helmet, which would have made that the greatest picture ever.
At least I'm not the only one.
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 05:58 PM       
The Adventures Of Space Elvis would kick Star Wars ass.
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 06:12 PM       
The Adventures of Space-Elvis Jesus.

Also, it's not really hard to kick Star Wars' ass at the moment.
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 06:19 PM       
Lucas like teh crappy sequals. I met this person who beleved that saying God or Jesus was swering, I couldn't tell if it was ANTI or super religous, and im not to religous.
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 09:50 AM       
you're not in possession of a dictionary or spellchecker either, are you?
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 11:52 AM        Elvis is dead but Jesus is ALIVE!
Every knee is going to bow to, Jesus. Elvis is dead. But Jesus is alive. Jesus rose from the dead. Elvis could not even get up when he died and fell off the tiolet.
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 12:03 PM       
eddie i think you should stick to the thread in the g. zod forum cause i don't read that forum and you're annoyingly retarded
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Old Jan 5th, 2007, 12:17 PM        Re: Elvis is dead but Jesus is ALIVE!
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Every knee is going to bow to, Jesus. Elvis is dead. But Jesus is alive. Jesus rose from the dead. Elvis could not even get up when he died and fell off the tiolet.
Last time I checked Jesus was still very, very dead.
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Old Jan 6th, 2007, 01:22 AM        No Greater Love
Hey I am not into going back and forth. I just want you guys to know, Jesus loves you and died for all of you. If you ask Him to forgive you of all your sins and come into your heart He will. Friends may let you down ext. but He will never let you down. I remember years ago when I was drinking and partying and playing in heavy metal bands. It all had no meaning to it. I knew there was more to life. God was calling me. Now I am a christian artist. I still play music, just for the Lord. You dont have to give up everything to follow Jesus. If you put Him first, He will give you the desires of your heart. He really is everything, the way this world is going. I just dont understand why people hate Him so much or mock it. He took such a beating and suffered and died because He loved you that much. Well I may never talk to you again. You can call me any name in the book. It still does not change the fact that Jesus loves you.
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Old Jan 6th, 2007, 04:20 PM       
Well, thank you. That's probably the least abrasive preaching I've seen over the internet.

Kind of wierd to be preaching here, though. Also, preaching by directly attacking a forum joke even wierder, Wierdie.
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Old Jan 6th, 2007, 05:01 PM       
oh hey look, BOTH threads are in the general zod forum now

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Old Jan 6th, 2007, 06:15 PM       
My girlfriend and I laughed forever over the constructed sentence, "Jesus would shit Himself." We have the best pillow talk.
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