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McClain · #1

I have refined tastes when it comes to beer. I prefer a good Pale Ale any day of the week. Sierra Nevada is my favorite... But ever since I went to San Francisco I've been on this India Pale Ale trip that I just can't break. There's something so GDGreat about these IPA's that I'm swearing to them. I recently finished a "Ballast Point Big Eye" pint of IPA and now I'm working on a "Stone Ruination" pint of IPA. They're both 6% and now that I near the bottom of the 2nd bottle I'm beginning to feel a buzz.
Any Ale Aficionado's out there considering taking an IPA trip around the world can join hands with me and swing merrily in the bountiful happiness and malted barley BITTERNESS that is the PALATE OF A TRUE BEER ENTHUSIAST! (that might not make any sense)

Dole · #2

English Old Man beer!! You should join CAMRA.

sexy · #3

Corona's with lemon's and limes yummmmm

McClain · #4

CAMRA? Enlighten me homie. And from my limited knowledge on IPA's, they derive from England during the British Empire and how Sailors added lots of hops to keep the beer drinkable during their transit around Cape Hope to India.

McClain · #5

Ground control to Major Tom Ground control to Major Tom: Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.
Ground control to Major Tom: Commencing countdown engine's on.
Check ignition and may God's love be with you!

*funny sounds*

This is ground control to Major Tom, you've really made the grade!
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear. Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare.

This is Major Tom to ground control, I'm stepping through the door... And I'm floating in the most peculiar way. And the stars look very different today.

For here am I sitting in a tin can, far above the world
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can dooooooooo.

DUNK-A-DUNK-A-DUNK *CLAP CLAP*
DUNK-A-DUNK-A-DUNK *CLAP CLAP*

Though I'm passed one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still. And I think my spaceship knows which way to go. Tell my wife I love her very much she knows.

Ground control to Major Tom: Your circuit's dead, there's something wong.
Can you hear me Major Tom?
Can you hear me Major Tom?
Can you hear me Major Tom? Can you ...

Here am I floating round my tin can, far above the moon. Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

Dole · #6

Thats one IPA too many methinks...

CAMRA= www.camra.org.uk campaign for real ale. Basically an excuse for fat bearded english men to spend every spare moment in the Pub.

For all my cynicism, it is good to see Americans looking beyond their own domestic crap to properly brewed beer.

A mate of mine has a brewery here in brighton, they have won a tone of awards, and their beer is actually delicious. They are called the Star Brewery, probably cant get it in the states.

Sicktodeathmx · #7

If you like Bowie, dl the loner mix of bring me the disco king... It's perfect.

Supafly345 · #8

Wow! That is really good advice! We sure are lucky to have an expert on Bowie like you to educate the amature Bowie fans like McClain whom know nothing about him whatsoever.
HEY!! Have you ever heard of the movie LABYRINTH??

Sicktodeathmx · #9

Of course I have, you sarcastic piece of fucking vinyl. Oh dear god... I am drunk. Yes I own that movie. I just thought I would promot that mix of the song. It really brought a tear to my eye. Now it's mine and my man's song.

Sicktodeathmx · #10

Your site is full of broken links and fucked code. Do you even know CSS? :/

Supafly345 · #11

Have you ever heard the song "THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD"??

Sicktodeathmx · #12

Yes, yes I have. Why? Have you heard anything from Outside? I have been on a trip with that shit lately.... I found my old Outside CD that was released when I was in high school.. Good shit. DAMNIT.

Supafly345 · #13

Outside??? That sounds like a really cool band!!!
HEY!!! Have you ever heard of ZIGGY STARDUST???

Sicktodeathmx · #14

Monkey, Outside.. David Bowie's CD.. Gee... Sarcasm drips from your pee pee like pre ejac. cum.

Supafly345 · #15

So you are trying to say I am sarcastic just before sex?

Vhast. · #16

Sick loses @ interpretation

Protoclown · #17

No no, see. It's an experiment where she's trying to be as dense, boring, and stupid as possible. She's doing a fine job. A fine job indeed!

glowbelly · #18

someone on tv just said obesity is very sexy. that's good news for the sick one.

erp. i love ale. my all time fave is probably bass ale. i've never tried this ipa stuff. maybe i will the next time i decide to sit down for a drinky poo.

executioneer · #19

beer

lol ska forum

-willie

Spooky · #20

I remember David Bowie had a videogame for Sega Dreamcast,a nd you couldn't die in it because you just stole someone else's body.

Supafly345 · #21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx

Of course I have, you sarcastic piece of fucking vinyl. Oh dear god... I am drunk. Yes I own that movie. I just thought I would promot that mix of the song. It really brought a tear to my eye. Now it's mine and my man's song.

Is that your man in your avatar?

Jixby Phillips · #22

Has anybody here noticed that whenever Sicktodeathmx doesn't have anything to say that is pertnant to the conversation at hand, she'll try and find something else to comment on, like their avatar or their website?

SOMEBODY TO SICKTODEATHMX: "Please please please shut up."
SICKTODEATHMX: "haha @ your email adress"
SICKTODEATHMX: "ps your avatar isn't showing up for me."

LATER IN ANOTHER THREAD

SOMEBODY TO SICKTODEATHMX: "Seriously, shut up."
SICKTODEATHMX: "your avatar works now

"