What I-Mockery needs is a cheer. Ready and go!
I heard it through the grapevine
that your site was mighty tough!
But when your up against I-Mockery
tough is not enough! (stomp right foot, clap,
stomp right foot twice, clap,
stomp your left foot twice, and clap)
P.S. I cannot emphasize the importance of the foot stomping and clapping enough. They're vital.
P.P.S. How could any woman do this beyond high school and not feel ridiculous?
Other entries being accepted.