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Cosmo Electrolux · #26

you'd actually use something to help the slide? I'd cut his tongue out, wrap it in 60 grit sandpaper, then kick it up his ass.

then, a nice Chianti

Terra · #27

60 grit eh??? cos you're one hawt dawg!

kahljorn · #28

I seriously don't get you guys.

and what the hell is 4chan ive seen that mentioned a lot ;(

Terra · #29

kahl, i don't know what 4chan means. i've never used it. i've seen it used alot too.

MLE · #30

http://www.4chan.org/

Optimistic Socks · #31

What did people talk about before there was internet? How did they communicate their ideas about strange body growths, cysts, home made alcoholic beverages and Sandpaper foreplay? Surely not in person, as these subjects would have been too taboo for the average everyday self medicating hipster.

Gabby GaGa · #32

they shared these wonderful delights in trailor parks
inbetween the fiber-glass roof repairs and pick-up breakdowns

Cosmo Electrolux · #33

oh, hey...someone new. Welcome, now shut the fuck up and stay the hell out of my threads.

Idi Amin · #34

Cosmo, Terra Just run the fuck away in a whirl wind romance, then careen over the edge of a cliff into the ocean as you carelessly lean in for a kiss while driving to your honeymoon.

Terra · #35

idi, take your fat ass back to uganda. the people could live for 5 more years off of your fucking, worthless blubber.

Cosmo Electrolux · #36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Idi Amin

Cosmo, Terra Just run the fuck away in a whirl wind romance, then careen over the edge of a cliff into the ocean as you carelessly lean in for a kiss while driving to your honeymoon.

eat me, Amin, you worthless, dicksmoking fucktard.

Terra · #37

missed you this weekend. i've been keeping the fuckturd vigil while you were away

Cosmo Electrolux · #38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra

missed you this weekend. i've been keeping the fuckturd vigil while you were away

Sorry, Doll. I missed you too.

liquidstatik · #39

one old ugly woman with 4 eyes and greasy hair, some old fat perv sitting in his computer chair with a boner over said ugly woman, and me hating every post they make

Terra · #40

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

one old ugly woman with 4 eyes and greasy hair, some old fat perv sitting in his computer chair with a boner over said ugly woman, and me hating every post they make

one sad, little snotty nose trailer trash, missing front teeth pouring over every single word that is written, wishing he could be so lucky as to copulate with the family dog, much less a real girl and all he has is one hand and a fucking ugly stump.

that about sum it up, sack sniffer?

Lenor · #41

Terra, you sure do have a way with those words!

Gives me chills, sounding like my best friend, when someone pisses her off.

liquidstatik · #42

i like how you can't come close to how i really am, but i pretty much hit the nail on the head ;D

Terra · #43

you're going by how i look from the avatar i use???? oh lord, not only have you been blessed by bad oral hygene brought on by your poverty level, your more ignorant than a group of arkansas cave fish.