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James · #1

I've been trying to avoid any information on this like The Plague. It's going to suck. The first one sucked. This one is going to suck. But how much it was going to suck, I didn't want to know.

Now, I'm going through my latest EGM, and they have a picture Mila Jovovovovovich. I'm not gonna take the time to scan it, and I'm too lazy to go find a better pic. But:

Well, at least it's no dumber than her outfit in the first movie. But fucking hell, I want to kill everyone involved with this movie.

sports · #2

How the fuck did the 1st movie suck? Have you played the games before (I've barely played them)? Resident Evil (pretty sure) was about the 1st two games. Now Resident Evil 2...I dunno. I didn't have high hopes for the 1st one, but it turned out to be good. But from what I've seen of this flick...it doesn't look so good.

Comrade Rocket · #3

WHAT?

James · #4

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Originally Posted by sports

How the fuck did the 1st movie suck? Have you played the games before (I've barely played them)? Resident Evil (pretty sure) was about the 1st two games. Now Resident Evil 2...I dunno. I didn't have high hopes for the 1st one, but it turned out to be good. But from what I've seen of this flick...it doesn't look so good.

We're gonna have to get you a safety harness and a crash helmet.

I've not played the games all too much (can't stand the controls), but I'm very familiar with the story of all the games. The first movie was supposed to be a "prequel" to the games, which RE0 thankfully destroyed. But the movie carried the story through the first two game, without so much as touching on either of them.

As a movie, it's mediocre with bad acting, directing, and plot. As an adaptation, it's an abomination that would make even Hitler stop and say "OK, enough is enough."

sports · #5

I thought it had good acting, a good plot, and good direction.

Why would I need a safety harness and a crash helmet? :/

huond · #6

worst character ever

Mockery · #7

MILLA

ArrowX · #8

I could go on for pages ranting about how they butchered the story by making Jill just a regular RPD officer and excluding the STARS from the story and how they replaced the NEMISIS's RPG with a Vulcan Cannon, But damn did they have to make everyone look like they did in the games. They also pulled the clishe sci-fi sequel shit by making milla super strong and fast because when she was in a coma White Umbrella experimented on her. I'll probably go and see it.

the_dudefather · #9

is that supposed to be jill?

no stars team? what the fuck is nemises going to say?

some bizarre plot device where a heatwave forces people to wear less?

why am i complaining about this movie when i will see it anyway?

BECAUSE ITS MY RIGHT AS A FANBOY!!!!

FUCKERS!!!! (the makers of this movie that is)

sports · #10

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no stars team? what the fuck is nemises going to say?

A few memebers of the stars team are in this movie I believe.

Mockery · #11

this is my BOOMSTICK

the_dudefather · #12

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no stars team? what the fuck is nemises going to say?

A few memebers of the stars team are in this movie I believe.

im chose to belive what arrowx said, but it would be cool if stars team was in it.

sports · #13

http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/r/residentevil2.php

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A deadly virus has been unleashed on the population of Raccoon City. "Resident Evil: Apocalypse" is a terrifying adventure in survival horror. Milla Jovovich returns as Alice, one of only two survivors of the contained biochemical disaster in the first "Resident Evil," the $100 million hit that serves as a prologue to the all-out action and horror of "Resident Evil: Apocalypse". The film begins where the first film left off, with Alice in the heart of the ravaged and deadly Raccoon City. She has been subjected to biogenetic experimentation by the vast Umbrella Corporation and become genetically altered, with super-human strengths, senses and dexterity. These skills, and more, will be needed if anyone is to remain alive. Alice is joined by Jill Valentine (Guillory), a recently demoted member of Umbrella Corp’s elite Special Tactics and Rescue Services (S.T.A.R.S.), Terri Morales (Holt), Carlos Oliviera (Fehr), L.J. (Epps), and Nicholai (Ward) who must survive and escape what is quickly becoming a City of the Dead. To reach their goal, they will need to battle their way through the relentless onslaught of the ravenous undead, as well as Umbrella forces and terrifying bioengineered weapons, the most deadly of which is the colossal, heavily armed assassin, Nemesis.