This week's Onion

[Skulhedface]

No, I just call it full fledged hypocrasy. It's perfectly OK for someone else to make a completely asinine post, but God Forbid I haven't been on the boards as long as you guys so everything I say is automatically something that warrants a "STFU" response.

All I can honestly say in return is if this was the way real life worked, I can imagine you guys sitting at a table, on a perpetual eternal high school table, the same four or five guys at that table, and anytime anyone, ANYONE sits at that table, regardless of whether it be a Nobel prize winner or even a supermodel, the fact that they weren't sitting at that table when YOU first got there warrants the same old scripted response:

"YOU WEREN'T HERE WHEN WE STARTED SO ANYTHING YOU SAY IS STUPID BY DEFAULT. GO THE FUCK AWAY"

Am I wrong? The only threads you can bust me for is the threads I end up getting sucked into a verbal sparring match with someone, and sometimes making the exact same reply that a reg did to test this, and while that reg gets his lap warmed by all the others who slob on his scrotum, I get a "STFU you don't get it, you don't belong here!" No one said life is fair, but Good GOD, you must have some bitterness running through your blood. And I didn't cause it, I'm merely the nearest convenient object to take it out on.

So until someone points out just one post in particular that got everyone's collective aneurysms to burst, then I can't stop posting because you haven't said anything that holds water, you're merely
WHINING AND BITCHING. Or at least having some wild mood swings, because everyone left me alone or even responded to about 400 posts before this I made in either a civil tone or not at all. I haven't gone out of MY way to piss you off, merely you're going out of your way to piss YOURSELF off and you need someone to blame it on.

Suck on that for a little bit, and then get back to me.

[Anonymous]

And this is where you are mistaken, and purely by your own selective hearing, as it's been mentioned before.

Pay attention this time: WE DON'T HATE NEWBIES BECAUSE THEY ARE NEWBIES. WE DO HATE STUPID PEOPLE. WE HATE MOST NEWBIES BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID PEOPLE. IT'S LIKE SQUARES AND RECTANGLES. YOU ARE A STUPID PERSON. THEREFORE WE HATE YOU.

There have been PLENTY of newbies that have been accepted, obviously, since there are people on the goddamn message board to begin with for you to annoy. Most newbies, even though they are stupid, have the decency to not post if they're not going to say anything interesting.

This is not the 'newbie beatdown,' this is me representing the board in telling you to go away because you are not interesting at all, and negatively contribute. Go. Away. Awaye. Go away go away go away go away. Awaaaayyyy. Forever. Away.

Better yet, why don't you and all the hilarious friends you've accumulated since your arrival go make your OWN humor site and board and be hilarious there? Again, the only people here that like you are stupid people such as yourself. Trying to band together to bring about a 'new board order' won't work either. This and that has and have happened millions of times before. Just give up now, accept that you are stupid, and go away.

[Jeanette X]

http://www.theonion.com/onion3909/adulthood_spent.html

This article reminds me of myself and most of you guys.

[Anonymous]

I'm 19. :/

[AChimp]

Rongi is one of the best newbies to come around here lately.

[Skulhedface]

The point I'M failing to see is, that no one can accuse me of making stupid posts. You CAN accuse me of having different views, you CAN accuse me of once in awhile not having a sense of humor, but you can NEVER accuse me of being stupid, because I've seen Jixby and Les say FAR stupider shit, in the same vein I say it in (ie SARCASTICALLY, maybe even MOCKERY!) and I'M getting the thunder called down on me for it. I'm sorry, but there's no way you can rationalize a double standard like that. The ONLY way I'll cop out is if you tell me I'm OCCASIONALLY not funny. I agree with you wholeheartedly there. But NO ONE can point out a blatantly stupid post I've made unless you count my VERY first ones, and how many of you are safe in THAT vein, hmm?

If you were making a rational argument (ie You're humor sucks sometimes) shit I'd bite, I'd agree, but for someone to say "You're just stupid" without backing it up, merely relegating an OPINION on the quality of my posts, then I could fire the saem gun back at you big boy. I've seen YOU make posts that have nothing whatsoever to do with the subject of the thread, which if I might add, falls into MY criteria for "stupid" but instead of being a WHINY BITCH about it, I just accept it at face value and I can even laugh at it. Occasionally.

God DAMN ::gives out money all around for most of you to buy some Midol::

[mew barios]

you talk too much.

[Skulhedface]

Only sometimes.

[Jixby Phillips]

So, essentially, opinions are only valid if you agree with them?

[Skulhedface]

Not quite. Validation is what I require, not opinions.

[davinxtk]

You know, posting in this thread about your posts not being off-topic in other threads is off topic, you know?

However, since we seem to have picked up the new topic of fucknuts in the forums, who around here remembers thekapn, and can anyone recall when/how/if he disappeared?

[MrAdventure]

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=244

[FS]

This thread reminds me why I immediately hated Skullhedface after he first started posting in the PYPH thread.

I don't mind newbies and I can stomach stupid people, IN MODERATION. Every day now that I come here, 75% of the posts is made by someone I hate or at least do not find funny. It's starting to take the fun out of posting. Too many people are posting every single thought they have and too many people are replying too much while they have nothing interesting or funny to contribute. Think a little more before you reply to posts. I myself sometimes have a whole reply typed up, then decide to not post it anyway because it wasn't funny or constructive.

And for Christ's sake give up these three-paragraph posts which could be summed up with "WHY? WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME? WHY DO YOU PICK ON ME? WHY WHY WHY?"

Lastly, if there's one type of people I hate with all my being, it's people who don't get jokes. Skullhedface, this stupid shit you constantly accuse Les Waste or Jixby of posting is FUNNY TO US, or at least some of us. You could probably be the board clown on a less humor-obsessed forum than this, but here, you're just inadequate.

[n0skillz gamer]

This would be more interesting if I could read :/

[davinxtk]

Wow, Mr Adventure, thank you ever so much.
And, despite the wealth of spam preceding it, I just re-read that old thread "Hey kapn! Yeah, you! This thread is about YOU!" -- from the ezboard days.

What's disturbing, however, is that I had forgotten all about Monte.
Although, I do tend to forget what I flush.