What are YOU doing for the rapture?

[mburbank]

It's tomorrow, which is also my birthday, which I think is convenient as hell. No matter what happens, I intend to consider it my personal birthday present from God. I what to warn people, that I just looked it up and it's not until 6:00 pm, so don't go around in the morning going "Ha-ha-ha, I thought it was supposed to rapture today, not rain." THAT, my friend, is one good way to make sure you don't get raptured. I myself plan to be out in public at six, and throw a huge nutty, and then, when I'm still there (assumedly, after everything I've done) just sort of meekly apologize to anybody nearby.