I was wondering if...

[MisSFiT]

Anyone want to contribute to my "Get me the fuck back to Pittsburgh" fund?
I'll take donations in any amount.

[ziggytrix]

no

[Anonymous]

[Evil Robot]

Why don't you visit your local Ford Lincoln Mercury dealer for year end cash back bonuses and great deals on pre-owned vehicles! Your sure to come out on top when you know where to shop!

[UP_SHUT]

Why the hell would you want to come back here? Everyone is catching hepatitis A and dying, you dipshit.

[MisSFiT]

I'd rather be in Pittsburgh catching hepatitis a than be in this garbage dump.
Thanks for your information on car dealerships, you are a good salesman, but that's not my problem. I have a car, but to run a car you need gas, and to get gas for a 3,000 mile trip you need money.
I guess I could whore myself at the gas stations.

[Evil Robot]

Can you afford one of those hand fuel pumps for siphoning kerosene into heaters? I'm only asking cause they work on cars for siphoning gas as well.

[MisSFiT]

That was hillarious-and it was a good idea :/

[HickMan]

Originally Posted by UP_SHUT

Why the hell would you want to come back here? Everyone is catching hepatitis A and dying, you dipshit.

IF IT WERN'T FOR A CHI-CHI'S IN OHIO PITTSBURGH WOULD BE SAFE, DIPSHIT. The Chi-Chi's is only a couple of miles away from my house and six hunderd some people got it because of the greep pepers.

[Ninjavenom]

If i came home with Hepatitis E, my dad would be furious! Be glad you have A!

[ziggytrix]

I guess I could whore myself at the gas stations.

It would be a heck of a lot more productive then spare changing this forum!!

[MisSFiT]

Yeah your probably right. It was worth a try.
I've never whored myself around before though, I guess I could try the genuine 'I'm just trying to get home cause my grandma is sick and dying' approach, and then take them in the bathroom.
Is that how you do it Up Shut?

[UP_SHUT]

Nah, I generally go for the more direct approach.

HEY OMG LETS HAVE SECKS

As for Chi-Chi's, it was because of the green onions imported from Mexico. Goddamn those mexicans. I liked green onions, too.

[James]

Everyone's already donating to MY "Get me the fuck back to Pittsburgh" fund, so I can go take UP_SHUT to Mexico.

[MisSFiT]

Well, I think MY cause is more important than running off to Mexico with Up Shut.

[Evil Robot]

Now, you people saw my last post as a joke. Thats where you went wrong. See, most cars gas tanks are vunerable to siphoning. All it takes is a long enough piece of rubber tubing (no thicker then that of a gas pump nozzle), and s kerosene heater siphon pump. It's obvious where to get the rubber tubing (an auto parts store) and the kerosene pump (home depot or local hardware store). It's then up to you to select a busy parking lot and suck your way to a brighter future through your right rear passenger window, nearest the car next to you.


For more information on living like a bum, visit your local library and read "Steal this book" by Abby Hoffman!

[James]

Originally Posted by MisSFiT

Well, I think MY cause is more important than running off to Mexico with Up Shut.

If I don't get to Mexico with her to give her teh secks, then the world may blow up!

[Pub Lover]

...& everyone knows that Jamesman's groin is the world...

[Supafly345]

Then I guess it won't be a good thing when it refuses to blow up during "secks."

[MisSFiT]

Well, if the world is going to blow up is it going to be a slow and suffering kind of explosion like lighting yourself on fire, or is it going to be a 3 second kind of disinigrating explosion like nuclear warfare?

[MK IV]

Hitchhike :/