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South African Lion · #1

We have
-the cleanest air
-the most beautiful women
-the most pristine beaches
-the best balance between city and country

We have proper food, and not this namby-pamby "haute cuisine" you seem to go so mad for elsewhere, and better beer and wine than those countries renowned for these things.

We have no equivalent to the American redneck (thank fuck for that!)

We have proper man-eating sharks, not these fucking disgraces you Americans call sharks... "dog fish" and "sand tigers"? Fucking hell!

South African men are real men- they play rugby, not this allegedly masculine game called "American football", where the "men" are protected by 8,000 lbs. of padding.

Our women aren't man-hating pseudo-lesbians, but actually ENJOY the company of men. Imagine that!

ItalianStereotype · #2

and i can guarantee that nobody here gives a fuck!

Captain Robo · #3

AND UP UNTIL A WHILE AGO, YOU PEOPLE WERE SEGREGATED RACISTS

WE'LL SEE HOW GREAT YOU ARE WHEN EBOLA MAKES IT'S WAY INTO YOUR FINE COUNTRY.

And you're probably Dutch anyway, not African

n0skillz gamer · #4

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and i can guarantee that nobody here gives a fuck!

I completely agree.

South African Lion · #5

Should I be amused or offended that some boll-weevils from the American South are trying to give me some welly? Hmm... the former, yes. Let's save the latter for those worthy of it.

Well, I may die from Ebola, and you'll be blown to pieces by one of your 'friends' from the Middle East. So fucking what? The latter occurrence is far more likely, you must admit- sadly for you. Anyway, you've got the wrong picture of SA- the whites here have a higher standard of living than most Americans.

Don't bother playing the segregation card, 'friend'- do you (I presume you're American) take responsibility for the deaths of millions of Native Americans? I thought not. It's hardly my fault as a white South African that tragic things happened here. At least we didn't kill the native peoples here by the fucking millions... which is more than can be said for the Yanks.

n0skillz gamer · #6

on a personal not... I dont give a fuck how many native americans we killed... I really hope you do die of ebola, that'd be kinda funny

Captain Robo · #7

Will you be America's friend?

sadie · #8

according to the aids foundation of south africa,

projections indicate that within 3 years almost 250,000 South Africans will die of AIDS each year

This figure will rise to more that 500,000 by 2008

Average life expectancy is expected to fall from about 60 years to around 40 years between 1998 and 2008

excellent.

soundtest · #9

3 cheers for South Africa! Don't listen to these jealous fucks!

Captain Robo · #10

I'm sorry I haven't shown enough respect for Africa's tiny wanker

Zebra 3 · #11

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Originally Posted by South African Lion

At least we didn't kill the native peoples here by the fucking millions... which is more than can be said for the Yanks.

To be exact, 10,000,000 is the latest estimate, and that's mostly due to disease that was brought on by European settlers.

ItalianStereotype · #12

and that isnt completely the "yanks." that would have to be in the americas in general.

of course, unless you are black then you yourself are of european stock, probably dutch. the dutch are responsible for the wholesale slaughter of innocent natives themselves, a notable example being jakarta.

Spectre X · #13

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Originally Posted by South African Lion

South African men are real men- they play rugby, not this allegedly masculine game called "American football", where the "men" are protected by 8,000 lbs. of padding.

hahahahaahahaoohohohheheeee......oh, that was rich. really rich, I mean, have you ever been to Australia? I have, and they have Australian Football there. your puny little TINY rugbyplayers would be overshadowed by the usually 7 foot tall Australian Footballplayers. and they don't wear padding, hell no. one of their top players just played on while he had a skull fracture. and they can jump, they can jump higher than your tallest man. don't make me laugh.

Spectre X · #14

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Originally Posted by South African Lion

-the best balance between city and country.

yet again *insert hystrical laughter here* that was rich. in Australia, the city practically IS the countryside. lots and lots of skyscrapers, yes, but there is so much green, so many little trees, parks, bushes, and Perth (where I've been) is a clean city too. hardly anything on the ground, etc.

and don't give me that "I hate you because you're American" crap, because I'm Dutch, and we might even be related, seeing that South Africa used to be a Dutch colony.

Pub Lover · #15

New Zealand kicks both South Africa and Australia's butts.

slavemason · #16

I'm simply too poor to play Sun City..

South African Lion · #17

Aids: I don't know a single person with it. That is "out in the veldt", thanks. Why bother to rattle off some figure, tough guy? That's like speaking about inner-city violence in America as if it's a problem for all Americans- it's contained in certain areas, and has absolutely no bearing on the lives of almost all Americans. Nice try.

Don't compare the South African native situation with that in North America-- at least blacks in SA are beginning to enter into a better period, and have SOME hope for the future. The Natives in your country-- 95% unemployment in many reservations, equally dismal alcoholism rates, wholesale cultural destruction. And we know whose fault it is. At least in SA many tribal groups maintain a good deal of their original culture. Further, we South Africans don't try to rectify past wrongdoing by handing the native peoples casinos and assuming that'll "make it all better"!

Yes, Spectre X, I've been to Oz. No, the land isn't more pleasant there than SA. Why bother to speak of Oz rules football? I'm speaking as an actual rugby player, not as a fanboy of another sport. Stop living vicariously.
Stop living vicariously.

Anonymous · #18

On top of that, South Africa has plenty of really cheap labor to mine diamonds.

Oh yeah... one of the really great things about South Africa... its in AFRICA