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Old Mar 3rd, 2003, 03:41 PM       
Funny, under occupation, you don't see anything resembling "South Africa Vacation Pack Salesman"
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 11:05 AM       
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/258446.stm

World: Africa

South Africa's rape shock

Johannesburg: Gaining a reputation as the world's "rape capital"

A new survey carried out in the South African city of Johannesburg has uncovered an alarming picture of sexual violence.
One in three of the 4,000 women questioned by CIET Africa, non-governmental organisation, said they had been raped in the past year.

CIET researchers trying to find ways of arresting the alarming growth in sexual violence in South Africa said they were shocked by the finding.

Gang rape 'fun'

In a related survey conducted among 1,500 schoolchildren in the Soweto township, a quarter of all the boys interviewed said that 'jackrolling' - a South African term for recreational gang rape - was fun.

More than half the interviewees insisted that when a girl says no to sex she really means yes.

Many of those interviewed also expressed little knowledge about the need to use condoms and to practise safe sex.

'Intolerable'

The boys' opinions differed markedly from those expressed by schoolgirls, many of whom suggested that they were living in an intolerable sexual environment.

Levels of sexual violence differ across the country.

But BBC Correspondent Greg Barrow, in Johannesburg, says the city - South Africa's largest and its industrial hub - is rapidly emerging as the rape capital of the world.

He says the CIET survey will only serve to reinforce that unwelcome title.

CIET says it will be recommending a new approach to the problem in schools, and among the police and community leaders.

It also hopes to focus on the majority of men who do not rape and establish ways of raising their profile as community role models.

As recently as last week, South Africa's first black test cricketer, Makhaya Ntini, appeared in court on rape charges - to the dismay of those who saw him as a potential role model for young sportspeople.

Car hijackings up

The survey was released at the same time as the government's latest crime statistics, which reveal that the rates of murder and rape in South Africa had declined slightly during 1998.

The murder rate nevertheless remains at 52 per 100,000 - eight times as high as in the United States.

Car hijackings last year were up by nearly 9% on the previous year's figure, and the statistics also show an increase in the rate of burglary and mugging.


"Rape Capital of the World"? Sounds like a wonderful place to go visit! 8-)
Jeez, in America schoolchildren shoot each other like civilized people, not go out gang-raping!
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 12:30 PM       
I can't believe that anyone is even arguing with this guy.

This whole conversation is a joke.

South Africa is just fine for what it is, which isn't much.

But for this guy to be talking crap about the United States is a complete joke.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 12:34 PM       
But, but... South Africa has REAL killer sharks.

They have Sharks!

America sucks, all we have is barricuda with lasers on their freakin' heads.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 12:58 PM        South Africa
One minute you're sunning yourself on the beach, the next minute you're being gang-raped by man-eating sharks!
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 01:16 PM       
East Coast South Africans are way harder ass then West Coast South Africans.

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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 03:48 PM       
I think switzerland is better then every other country, c'mon you know the swiss gaurd could kick the shit out of anyone. And they have spiffy uniforms. And the Von Trapp family lives there.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 04:00 PM       
If you are into fly fishing, I would have to say Bhutan is the best country.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 05:45 PM        Switzerland
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I think switzerland is better then every other country, c'mon you know the swiss gaurd could kick the shit out of anyone. And they have spiffy uniforms. And the Von Trapp family lives there.
My aunt's husband is Swiss, and he said that he left because the society was just so stifilingly conformist.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 07:53 PM       
If you're into inane, banal threads about how South Africa owns and subsequently feel the urge to rip out all of your brain cells with a rusty pair of needle nose pliers, I would have to say America is the best country.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 08:12 PM       
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 08:30 PM       
going to south africa.
Travel agent-well if you sign up now we can put you in a nice room at sun city. And don't worry about the negroes we have the latest in negroe communications the new "Taser 2000" also when you go for a swim you are guerenteed that if you get attacked by a shark it's a "real shark" not one of those pussy American ones.
Lord Darian-Sounds good, now this package does come with a complimentery gang rape, right.
Travel agent-Of course, a trip to south africa wouldn't be complete without one.

"South Africa, now with 50% more gang rapings at 50% off"
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 09:03 AM       
I'm South African

Its not that bad...really but theres a huge culture gap which gets mistaken for racism. I'm no racist but theres a general feeling of hate towards black "totsi" culture. The totsi's are the rapists/ hijackers etc and do it because they want payback from the white Afrikaaner government. White youth must pay for their parents mistakes!

But hey, I'm having fun anyways. :/

"South African Lion" - Fuck off jou Afrikaaner Poes. Jy gee Suid Afrika n' kak naam
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 11:25 AM       
I am very familiar with South Africa, and it is much better than my home country of Nigeria. I have a nice home down in the Niger Delta region, where I frequent Shell Executive helicopter burnings and hunting for roots which may yield water. For fun, I sometimes hide beneath the oil slicks in the river.

By the way, a funny thing happened to me the other day. A long time colleague of mine passed away. It just so happens he was former royalty in a village in South Africa prior to moving to Nigeria. As royalty, he had amassed great wealth in excess of $65555547398 million dollars.

On Tuesday, the tree rebels stormed his home and spanked him to death with a stick.

This is where I need your help. In acting as his counsel, I must find an American whom can help me get all of this money out of his hut, where it is hidden under his bed in the form of large South African Diamonds, yielded from the great mines there. As a respected business man, I am sure you can see my dilemna. By assisting me with your social security number, and checking account, I will reward you 14.5% of this bounty.

Please let me know.

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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 12:15 PM       
oooookay, er, do you drink windex in your spare time or something?
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 03:43 PM        Spammer Alert!
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I am very familiar with South Africa, and it is much better than my home country of Nigeria. I have a nice home down in the Niger Delta region, where I frequent Shell Executive helicopter burnings and hunting for roots which may yield water. For fun, I sometimes hide beneath the oil slicks in the river.

By the way, a funny thing happened to me the other day. A long time colleague of mine passed away. It just so happens he was former royalty in a village in South Africa prior to moving to Nigeria. As royalty, he had amassed great wealth in excess of $65555547398 million dollars.

On Tuesday, the tree rebels stormed his home and spanked him to death with a stick.

This is where I need your help. In acting as his counsel, I must find an American whom can help me get all of this money out of his hut, where it is hidden under his bed in the form of large South African Diamonds, yielded from the great mines there. As a respected business man, I am sure you can see my dilemna. By assisting me with your social security number, and checking account, I will reward you 14.5% of this bounty.

Please let me know.

Hdktro Jkfiehds Hdkskjs
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Yeah right. I've seen this stupid con before. This is just a new variant. http://www.scambusters.org/NigerianFee.html
You aint foolin' nobody. Mockery, do the world a favor and report this asshole. This should help you. http://www.elsop.com/wrc/complain.htm
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 03:46 PM       
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What the hell is with you and windex?
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 04:14 PM       
What the hell happened to your post? They seem mucher whiter than usual. Trying to blend in white the south african crackers?
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 04:42 PM       
It must fucking suck to type in one text color all the time.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 05:01 PM       
I think somebody said something about me using it. Since I care so much, I stopped.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 05:04 PM       
That's a good point, Hartman. You've been typing in one text color the whole time you've been here, and every fucking post you've made has been completely worthless.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 05:06 PM       
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 05:10 PM       
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 06:41 AM       
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 09:45 AM       
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