I have traversed the boundaries of geekdom

[Creepy-critters]

Today I was sitting in my multimedia class. It's basically a class that focuses on introducing photoshop, and the teacher taking 2 classes to explain how to use layers "effectively".

Anyways, I usually finish the assignment within the first 10 or 15 minutes, then spend the next 45 dicking around. Today I was reading Bash.org, and couldn't help but chuckling moderately loud at some of the quotes. One of the members of that mysterious female population came over, and read over my shoulder.

"Whats leet mean?" she would prod, and "Who are the protoss?". I started to explain it, and for the first time in a while I listened to what I was saying. To me, it made sense. But she sat back down at her seat with a bewildered look on her face. That's when I realized it. I had become a casualty of the internet


Phail, utter phail

[Emu]

Why the fuck is she looking at your computer

[Tadao]

So a girl leans in and talks to you and you make her feel dumb.

[Creepy-critters]

Originally Posted by Emu

Why the fuck is she looking at your computer

She was passing by on her way back from talking to the teacher, and I guess she wanted to know why I was laughing

Originally Posted by Tadao

So a girl leans in and talks to you and you make her feel dumb.

Exactly why I said "Phail". Not that I was going to get to pork her anyways, too much of a christian uptight girl for her to spread her legs

[Tadao]

Oh, I see the fail now. Doesn't matter if you pork her or not, all girls talk to each other. Your fucked.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Creepy-critters

that mysterious female population

Yeah really girls am I right

[Zomboid]

YEAH

[Esuohlim]

Shh they might hear you

[Zomboid]

Don't worry about that. If they get near, we can scare them off by talking about the protoss, right Creepy-critters?

[MetalMilitia]

My girlfriend often inquires about what exactly I'm doing on the Internet for 5 hours a night and I generally just say "nothing... really" lest she find out that I've just spent half an hour animating cats or something.

No one should ever try and explain things which happen on the internet in the context of real life because it just doesn't work. It's like the Martix - you have to see it for yourself.

[Grislygus]

A few years ago, I was helping a girl google stuff to photoshop in graphics class (she was not smart), and she wanted to do a tropical island thing so I told her to do a google image search for "Tiki" and photoshop in one of the results, and the first result was underage gangbang rape hentai and I was all like, "not that one".



True story.

[Pentegarn]

Originally Posted by Creepy-critters

Exactly why I said "Phail". Not that I was going to get to pork her anyways, too much of a christian uptight girl for her to spread her legs

Those are usually the ones MOST eager to spread. They get all bottled up from their upbringing and let loose in college.

[Fat_Hippo]

Yeah, and if she's catholic, she's SUPPOSED to get pregnant, so you don't even have to wear a condom. *WINK WINK*
Okay, you might have to run away to avoid child support payments, but it's worth it. Am I right or am I right?

[MarioRPG]

I won't lie, I enjoyed this story.

[Creepy-critters]

It's ok, you can lie ^^^^^^^