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FartinMowler · #1

So I was watching the music channel. The guitar player from Janes Addiction is getting married to some slut and for preperation of his marriage he goes to get an enema. He describes it as a sexual thing. I kinda think having a tube shoved up the hoop with soup is really disgusting...any thoughts?

sadie · #2

you know, you don't need an apostrophes to make nouns plural, only to make them possessive.

Zhukov · #3

I'm reading the book "Eats, Shoots and Leaves', and I was thinking the same thing.

Helm · #4

More about apostrophes.

Terra · #5

Farty, please expand on the tubes and soup and shit.

kellychaos · #6

They're very refreshing!

FartinMowler · #7

You guy's are a pain in the ass

Anonymous · #8

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Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

:/ I'm constipated

I think I ate too much cheese last night...

ENEMA TIME, FUCKTARD!

Perndog · #9

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you know, you don't need an apostrophes to make nouns plural, only to make them possessive.

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You guy's are a pain in the ass

It's almost incredible that a person can be this stupid.

No, seriously. I'm using stupid in the sense of genuine mental deficiency, rather than just as an insult. But it's meant to be insulting too.

It's not about carelessness. Careless grammar means words are out of order sometimes, typos aren't caught, and spelling errors are ignored. Something like missing an apostrophe ("Janes Addiction") is careless, as long as it only happens occasionally.

This is just plain stupid. Doing it wrong for thirty-odd years, being made aware, probably on countless occasions, that it's incorrect and looks bad, and continuing to do it.

I wonder, if Mr. Fowler's parents had given him a fork to eat cereal with as a toddler, would he still be eating like that?

That was for you, Helm.

Perndog · #10

The Lawnmower Man is going to come back with a) a retort claiming he did it on purpose that time or b) a jab at my religion or occupation that completely ignores the fact that he is still a genuine idiot.

Perndog · #11

And he will follow it with the :/ emoticon.

Fuck, I want the edit function back.

FartinMowler · #12

DeadKennedys · #13

OH GOD

PUT IT AWAY

thebiggameover · #14

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Originally Posted by Perndog

The Lawnmower Man

FartinMowler · #15

Perndong is all angry that I made fun of his crappy music.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15468

sadie · #16

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Originally Posted by Eats, Shoots & Leaves

So, punctuation really does matter, even if it is only occasionally a matter of life and death.

lol. commas don't go after conjunctions, silly "zero tolerance" book. >:

Dole · #17

You guy's!

Perndog · #18

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jab at my occupation

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Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

Perndong is all angry that I made fun of his crappy music.

Anonymous · #19

Oh, you guise.

FartinMowler · #20

I had fun

Helm · #21

That was great, Perndog.

Oh and Sadie,

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you know, you don't need an apostrophes to make nouns plural, only to make them possessive.

you ment to say 'apostrophe' right? as in singular. Either that or lose the 'an'. Anyway. It's an established fact that Fartin isn't very uh, clever.

Ant10708 · #22

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Originally Posted by Helm

That was great, Perndog.

Oh and Sadie,

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you know, you don't need an apostrophes to make nouns plural, only to make them possessive.

you ment to say 'apostrophe' right? as in singular. Either that or lose the 'an'. Anyway. It's an established fact that Fartin isn't very uh, clever.

You meant to say 'meant' right? Why do people give a shit about grammar so much on this board?

FartinMowler · #23

Meh...Clever

I'm far more clever than half the tools in this shed.

kellychaos · #24

I just assumed it was a typo and that she couldn't go back to correct it due to our lack of editing abilities ... even though she realized her error. Poor Sadie.