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Old May 12th, 2006, 12:11 AM        Losing security...
A few years ago, I frequenly posted about the trials and pathetic tribulations of getting and losing a girlfriend. I've also noticed the attractive qualities of men. Its been hell on my psyche. I feel as if my body is unfit for me, and I'm having trouble keeping up with my current mental androgyny. Does anyone have a few words on this subject? Any thing will help.
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Old May 12th, 2006, 12:41 AM       
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Old May 12th, 2006, 03:16 AM       
the only man I find myself attracted to is the one in the mirror. Even then, if I cloned me, I wouldn't sleep with me.

Mediate, look at the tom-boyish girls, they need lovin also.
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Old May 12th, 2006, 04:16 AM       
But what if you could clone yourself into a girl?

I would be all up inside that shit in an instant!
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Old May 12th, 2006, 03:27 PM       
I have to many manly features... even if half of them are negated, I would still be a ugly girl. Yet, me/she clone would have some killer legs.
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Old May 12th, 2006, 11:21 PM       
Oh everybody just shut the fuck up and let this guy accept the fact that he is as gay as a goose.

Hey you, whatever your name is (I'm too tired to scroll), just shove your dick into the light socket and allow the warm floodlight of realization course over you. Your a fag. Be proud of it and get on with your miserable, goddamned fucking life like the rest of us.

Gay people are way cooler than most of us heteros. Stop being a fag about it .
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Old May 13th, 2006, 03:29 PM       
he can't. Homos have to be fags over everything.
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Old May 14th, 2006, 12:13 AM       
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Old May 14th, 2006, 10:45 AM       
Oh fuck, I didn't even notice those were his.
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Old May 14th, 2006, 11:13 AM       
You have no choice now but to give in to your temptations of another man's flesh. Let the barebacking begin. Wear a condom because we all know fagz and negros have AIDS.
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