I won porn

[James]

And I probably don't want it. So when I get it, I'll sell it to one of you.

[Rongi]

[James]

It's called "GUSH." Here's what I could find about it.

Starring Charlene Aspen, Candy Hill, Nancy Vee, Jade, Kristen, Jennifer Leigh, Crystal, Molina, Nikki Steele, Tawny Ocean, Dave Hardman, Brick Majors, Brian Surewood, Damien Michaels, Ronni Coxx

10 Beautiful Squirters
The flood gates are open! You'll need your umbrella and galoshes as our 10 beauties erupt with gallons of streaming cum! In 8 of the hottest squirting scenes ever filmed our men cum but our women GUSH!

Basically, squirting vaginas isn't up my alley, but maybe one of you like that sort of thing. So when I get it, I'll sell it in Classified if I know people are interested. :/

[Rongi]

Porn titles are SO creative

[Blatant]

Squirting women must have to drink a lot of water

[Rongi]

You suck .

[James]

Just to clarify, it's not a pissing fetish DVD (I don't think ). It's just female ejaculation.

[Anonymous]

how did you win it

[James]

Internet radio contest.

[Rongi]

What did you have to do?

[James]

.... n- nothing.

[Evil Robot]

He let howard stern slap his ass with a fish.

[Rongi]

If you did what I think you did, maybe it's time to get a new keyboard :/

[James]

It was a stupid trivia thing. They had you go to a site, and then they asked you a question. You e-mailed them the answer, and you had the chance to win. I figured it wouldn't be so bad. But that was before I realized what I was going to win. I was hoping for something else.

So, yeah. Free porn. Maybe I'll mail it to Proto.

[slavemason]

James, aren't you going to watch it at least once? It's your own busy what you jerk off to, but give it a peek before you let it go.
I once saw a movie where a bunch of gay guys simulated child birth by pulling a Bert doll out of a man's ass. It's nothing I would have stood in line to see, but oh man was it funny.
You should sponsor some kind of contest here and the winner gets the porn. I know I'm ruled out because of your extreme hatred towards me.
Have a nice day or kill me

[Rez]

I once saw a movie where a bunch of gay guys simulated child birth by pulling a Bert doll out of a man's ass. It's nothing I would have stood in line to see, but oh man was it funny.

that got the spontaneous laugh

[GnrySgtHartman]

HAPPY 900'TH POST JAMESMAN

[Rez]

279?

[Hobo Renee]

Alan, you should give the porn-o to Richard. :evilbitch

[Rez]

lord knows he'll take it. he'll take anything. even that.


ew.

[FartinMowler]

Rongi I don't want my Bert doll back.

[Rongi]

Fartin is the king of insults

[Helm]

pulling a Bert doll out of a man's ass

Hahah

[sadie]

i find it hard to believe that someone who enjoys listening to people talk into cunt juice-soaked microphones would turn down free pr0n.

[James]

I don't ever remember saying I liked, or even heard, that. Hell, I missed that particular show, and just read about it later. :/

You need to start paying more attention.