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Old May 6th, 2004, 10:46 PM       
What's best for her is to make that money son.
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Old May 6th, 2004, 11:03 PM       
Exactly.

I'm sure she's a big girl, James, and doesn't really need someone looking over her shoulder all the time.
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Old May 6th, 2004, 11:05 PM       
Very true. I'm actually pretty OK with this whole thing. My greatest concern is that she has so much potential, that I hate to see her resort to using her body to make a living. But there could be much worse ways of her doing that, and I know this is far from being a permanent job.

I just didn't know Thing One about Hooters, so I was just curious what exactly goes on there. I'm allowed, dammit.
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Old May 6th, 2004, 11:12 PM       
Even if she were stripping...she's gotta make that money.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 12:07 AM       
AT HOOTERS THE GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KISS EVERYBODY... EVEN THE MONSTERS, AND ONE TIME A MONSTER CAME IN AND KILLED A GIRL BY EATING HER!! IF YOU DON'T KISS EVEN MONSTERS YOU GET FIRED
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Old May 7th, 2004, 07:24 AM       
Damn Straight Jixby
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Old May 7th, 2004, 11:12 AM       
James: What would you do if she decided that being a prostitute was a good way to make a living?
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Old May 7th, 2004, 11:14 AM       
Well, dammit, he would have crossed her name off of his list of girls to wank over with a BIG BLACK MARKER.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 11:17 AM       
save some money ?
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Old May 7th, 2004, 01:24 PM       
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James: What would you do if she decided that being a prostitute was a good way to make a living?
Simply put, I would never have a friend who was a prostitute.

I think you guys are reading too much into this for the sake of trying to find ways to insult me. I'm actualy quite happy that she has the job, and my concern is minimal. I just didn't know exactly what the place is like, having never been in one, so I was curious. As I said, I'm allowed.

So, this thread can pretty much just be about Hooters, without the need to find some sort of deeper meaning regarding me and the friend. Sorry to disappoint you. But don't worry, I'm sure soon enough I'll make a new thread in Loveline that will please you all.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 01:35 PM       
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Anyways, to get the full hooters expierience I reccomend claiming it's your birthday.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 01:39 PM       
Should I also tell them my name is Reginald?
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Old May 7th, 2004, 04:03 PM       
OMG! A round of birthday blow-jobs for everyone!
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Old May 7th, 2004, 06:03 PM       
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Simply put, I would never have a friend who was a prostitute.
Now there's a moral superiority even Jesus couldn't touch!
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Old May 7th, 2004, 06:48 PM       
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Simply put, I would never have a friend who was a prostitute.
What about a hooker with a heart of gold?
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Old May 7th, 2004, 07:52 PM       
especially since prostitute isn't as easily defined as some would think...i think a woman who marries for money is a prostitute, and what about prostitutes in like Nevada where it's legal..is it only the legality..or what if people are fucking and the man pays for everything, dinner, movies, etc...is the woman not getting things of value and returning sex???
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Old May 8th, 2004, 02:35 PM       
I had the seks with a prostitute once and it was sooooooooo GOOD for her that she fell in love with me and rebuked her prostitutional ways ... except for a handful of times when we needed some extra money for the rent.
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Old May 9th, 2004, 06:09 AM       
God I hate Hooters. It's all loud and you have to yell your order and all the girls do is squat down so you can look down their shirts so you'll give um a tip. I'll look, but that aint changing the fact that the sampler platter sucks.
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Old May 9th, 2004, 04:53 PM       
Never actually been there, but heard stories. My friend went there. He was the only one who actually ate the wings, as everyone else was checking out the girls. He said they don't really have revealing outfits. He also said the wings weren't that great. Also, I saw a little three year old with a sticked that said, "I Love Hooters". But that was nothing conmpared to his shirt. The shirt said:
My Mom's a Hooter's Girl.
Weird...
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Old May 9th, 2004, 07:21 PM       
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I forgot to add that wearing the stockings is a health issue. When the shorts are that short, you have to have a barrier between your skin and the customer. The same holds true for places that don't allow strip clubs in certain areas of the city. It's the "Keep the Pussy off the Counter" health code or at least to maintain a barrier between your skin and the customer's...(whatever - hand, etc.).
Your state sucks. I've seen girls with shorter shorts than at Hooters in my highschool, and they aren't even required to wear panties. Although the girl who wears them so short is fond of thongs...
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Old May 9th, 2004, 07:24 PM       
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Old May 9th, 2004, 07:32 PM       
In due time.
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Old May 9th, 2004, 07:33 PM       
Every 10 on the hour.
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Old May 10th, 2004, 03:22 PM       
Pussy health codes are indeed a necessity!
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