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Old Jul 30th, 2008, 07:34 AM        Meet the director of the Castlevania movie
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2253756928/nm1234893

AWWWWWW YEEEEEE!!!! From the director of the incredible "Stomp the Yard" and "I'll Always Know What you did Last Summer" (straight to video!) comes a film adaption of a classic and cherished video game title.

Seriously: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1234893/
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Old Jul 30th, 2008, 09:03 AM       
You know, I'd almost prefer it to be directed by a no name guy. Much better than Michael Bay or Joel Schumaker getting ahold of it.

Still though, Stomp the fuckin Yard?
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Old Jul 30th, 2008, 03:02 PM       
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Old Jul 30th, 2008, 03:03 PM       
Still better than Uwe Boll.
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Old Jul 30th, 2008, 03:56 PM       
It don't matter none. There is barely a bar to meet when it comes to video game movies and I still plan to see it anyway.
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Old Jul 31st, 2008, 11:23 AM       
Fuck it's still better than the original director, PAUL FUCKING ANDERSON.

I'll take an unintentionally funny Castlevania over a so-fucking-uptight it's lame with bad character writing Castlevania.
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Old Jul 31st, 2008, 01:31 PM       
this makes vare sad
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Old Aug 10th, 2008, 01:42 PM       
I don't think this is a good idea.
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Old Aug 11th, 2008, 10:25 PM       
If it's as funny as the Doom movie was, I'll watch it three or four times.
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Old Aug 12th, 2008, 09:53 PM       
It'll at least be better than G.I. Joe will be. G.I. Joe looks like it's going to be worse than Street Fighter.
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Old Aug 13th, 2008, 10:34 AM       
Status: Pre-production

Comments: Writers' strike casualty

Status Updated: 15 June 2008


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