KING OF MOCKERY

[Schimid]

Let's meet the contestants



Schimid

Fighting Style - Professional Wrestling
Birthdate - Sept. 3
Nationality - American
Blood Type - B+
Height - 5'9"
Weight - 149 lbs.
Hobbies - Music, Video Games
Favorite Food - Popcorn
Favorite Sport - Dodgeball
Prized Things - iPod, Lucky Brown Coat
Dislikes - Spicy Food, Weakness



Retro Kat

Fighting Style - Thumb Wrestling
Birthdate - Feb. 28
Nationality - GERMANICANESE
Blood Type - Jolt Cola
Height - 5'11"
Weight - 102 lbs.
Hobbies - Surfing, Collecting Rag Dolls
Favorite Food - Right Eye
Favorite Sport - Competitive Caps Locking
Prized Things - Shell Necklace, Right Arm
Dislikes - SECKS (J/K GUYS)



Drew Katsikas

Fighting Style - Playingum Possumo
Birthdate - The Coldest Day Ever
Nationality - Minneapolis
Blood Type - Tears
Height - 4'2"
Weight - 242 lbs.
Hobbies - Being sad
Favorite Food - Onions
Favorite Sport - Competitive Crying
Prized Things - Bottom Lip, Halo
Dislikes - Kittens



SMN

Fighting Style - Faggotry
Birthdate - Easter
Nationality - French
Blood Type - Semen
Height - 7'5"
Weight - 23 lbs.
Hobbies - Impersonating Jack Skellington
Favorite Food - Green Tea, Strudel
Favorite Sport - DDR ('cause Chojin likes it ^_^)
Prized Things - His Friends At I-Mockery
Dislikes - Fat Thighs, Body Hair



Comrade Rocket

Fighting Style - Lens Flare
Birthdate - June 15th, 1945
Nationality - WEST COAST
Blood Type - BABABY
Height - 6'0"
Weight - 164 lbs.
Hobbies - Driving, Glasses
Favorite Food - Glasses
Favorite Sport - Seeing Competitions
Prized Things - Glasses
Dislikes - Contacts

THE BOSSES



Ninjavenom

Fighting Style - LIGHTNING NINJA
Birthdate - YEAR OF DRAGON
Nationality - TOKYO
Blood Type - POISON
Height - 4'1"
Weight - 90 lbs.
Hobbies - SHRUIKENS AND DEATH
Favorite Food - IMMORTAL SOUL
Favorite Sport - JUMPING
Prized Things - MASK
Dislikes - BANGS



Helm

Fighting Style - Making You Cry
Birthdate - December 12
Nationality - Norway
Blood Type - Ice Water
Height - 6'10"
Weight - 54 lbs.
Hobbies - ROBOTS
Favorite Food - Thumbs, Human Hearts
Favorite Sport - Beating You Up
Prized Things - Hair, Backwards Shirt
Dislikes - YOU



Chojin

Fighting Style - DDR-Inspired Capoeira
Birthdate - Christmas
Nationality - Malaysian
Blood Type - O2
Height - 6'2"
Weight - 210 lbs.
Hobbies - DDR, Making Pizza
Favorite Food - Sushi
Favorite Sport - Croquet
Prized Things - AAA on Silent Hill
Dislikes - SMN, Dr. Flowershirt, Being "geng"



RoG

Fighting Style - Sindrel From Mortal Kombat
Birthdate - Feb. 2
Nationality - Retroville
Blood Type - Hair Gel
Height - 7'0"
Weight - 241 lbs.
Hobbies - Cookies, Action Figures
Favorite Food - Peeps
Favorite Sport - Extreme Forts
Prized Things - Wife
Dislikes - ArrowX