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Old Jul 11th, 2004, 01:35 AM        Carbs
I swear if I see another resturant put out a "Low Carb" menu I'm gonna kill someone! I hate the word carb now. Damn Atkins, BURN IN HELL!
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Old Jul 11th, 2004, 05:34 AM       
Good Lord. Just look in another direction. Is there a disease going around that is making people hate health fads? Because if there is then I am going to move to my secret moon base to avoid sounding like an idiot too.
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Old Jul 11th, 2004, 05:41 AM       
I'd say eat me, but I'm pretty high in carbs.
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Old Jul 11th, 2004, 05:49 AM       
Huh? What on earth are yo-- oooh, I see. You are making fun of me on the basis that you think I am defending a diet that I practice. No, I just think that if someone is getting that irritated from a fucking diet, than they should be put away.
I may think the atkins diet is crap, but untill it starts breaking into my home and shoving pork cutlets into my face while I am in the shower, I'll have no reason to hate it.
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Old Jul 11th, 2004, 06:53 AM       
No, just felt like saying eat me.
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Old Jul 11th, 2004, 08:13 AM       
I hate it too, but for another reason, and here it is.

The Atkins diet can be more harmful that good. People can become very sick from it. And by looking at the collective stupidity of our society, these restaurants will be getting lawsuits about making them sick, just like people were suing McDonalds for making them fat. It is disgusting.
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Old Jul 11th, 2004, 08:34 AM       
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Old Jul 11th, 2004, 11:38 AM       
People need carbs, i'm sick of America catering to the fat cunts.
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Old Jul 11th, 2004, 04:43 PM       
the only carb that matters is under my hood, new KFC honey barbecue!
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Old Jul 11th, 2004, 05:13 PM       
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Old Jul 11th, 2004, 06:14 PM       
Hey Gad, that was pretty funny on conan huh. Earths crust, what a fatty.
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Old Jul 11th, 2004, 06:55 PM       
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Old Jul 11th, 2004, 06:58 PM       
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Old Jul 11th, 2004, 07:09 PM       


Now there's an effective way to loose weight.
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Old Jul 11th, 2004, 07:22 PM       
HAHA GOOD ONE DR VULSHITWITZ HERES AN EFFECTIVE WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT



ARM CIRCLES AM I RIGHT??
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Old Jul 11th, 2004, 07:43 PM       
Low Carbs eh? I've got a surprise coming for you in the near future, you'll see. :o
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Old Jul 11th, 2004, 08:03 PM       
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ARM CIRCLES AM I RIGHT??
Plus all that unnecessary blood, flushes out all the toxins.
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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 06:40 AM       
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you're going to laugh at all of the idiots that went on the Atkins diet and now have blocked arteries
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Old Jul 12th, 2004, 07:36 AM       
As long as you get enough excercise, you can maintain your weight and eat more calories than usual. Carbs are energy, when you burn them your body immediantly will start burning more calories and you'll lose some fat.

Eating to replenish the carbs wont add any extra weight other than muscle.

Diets are bullshit because no matter how intense and commited you are, once you've lost you're target weight you'll go back into bad habits.

"HAHA I LOST 30 POUNDS, LEMME HAVE SOME CAKE TO CELEBRATE"
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 12:08 AM       
I've never found it difficult to lose weight. Everyone else must be doing something wrong. :o
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 12:16 AM       
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Good Lord. Just look in another direction. Is there a disease going around that is making people hate health fads? Because if there is then I am going to move to my secret moon base to avoid sounding like an idiot too.
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 08:33 AM       
Carbs shmarbs, i watch the fat grams and calories from fat, not carbs or calories, its all in the fat....
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 09:06 AM       
I watch nothing but the grease I stuff into my mouth.

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