Yo

[LNSICPantitude]

God damn, that is amazing.

You have inspired me to park our F150 in the driveway, line it with trash bags, fill it with water and "swim" out front of our new home that we have purchased in the "Neo Nazi Capital of North America"... all whilst drinking a beer, smoking, wearing a wife beater, a pair of granny panties and scratching my belly. This all, of course, will be posted in the picture thread.

I can't be outdone.

[ItalianStereotype]

wait, so we're all friends now? what the fuck is this?

[Chojin]

Christ IS, did you even read our operating agreement?

Originally Posted by The I-Mockery Message Boards Operating Agreement

Operating Agreement of The I-Mockery Message Boards, LLC

ARTICLE IX
EXCEPTIONS AND ADDENDUMS

Section 14. Prolonged absence and subsequent return to forum. The Participant may return to the forum as a celebrated Member to be respected and admired by all current Members only under the following conditions:

1. Participant was previously a Veteran.
2. Participant has forum tenure of at least 2 (two) years and has taken a leave of absence no shorter than 12 (twelve) months in duration.
3. Participant is named Carnivore.

[ItalianStereotype]

oh no i am at school where are my pants arggh i hate mondays

[James]

Terra said I should sai hi in this thread and I do whatever Terra tells me because she holds the sex card over my head and it's just a whole big thing.

So hi. I'm gonna go jack off and cry now.

[Terra]

you deserve a phone call for that. thank you baby

[LNSICPantitude]

I'm touched. There are no words, James. No words.

[Chojin]

also terra the pantitudes aren't THAT tenuristic.

[Terra]

hey thanks for that, dad.

[sadie]

james' post almost made me regurgitate.

[James]

From laughing so hard?

I'm told that I can be quite the cut-up from time to time.

[AChimp]

I still exist, but I've transcended the Internet.

[HNICPantitude]

Originally Posted by Chojin

also terra the pantitudes aren't THAT tenuristic.

Chojin, we all know its the quality of Pantitude's cannot be measured by age. I transcend tenure.

Are you in my friend's group?

[HNICPantitude]

[quote="HNICPantitude"]

Originally Posted by Chojin

also terra the pantitudes aren't THAT tenuristic.

Chojin, we all know its the quality of Pantitude's cannot be measured by age. I transcend tenure.

Damn - nice English.

We all know Pantitude posts cannot be measured by age.

Just in case you didn't understand the first time.

[Chojin]

Actually I made that post cause Terra keeps trying to convince me that she's a secret vet and stuff like 'Pantitudes have been here since the beginning' reveal her for the SLOW-TYPING LIAR SHE IS

[HNICPantitude]

So she is the enemy?

[Archduke Tips]

Message board veterans... Like you survived some sort of great message board war. (Or survived the EzBoard days or what??)

[HNICPantitude]

EZBoard Days were the good days. Thats how I found this place.

[LNSICPantitude]

Good lord... that pic of your Burbank tattoo is so old that we no longer have that tree and both of those parakeets have died. That's some tenure.

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Chojin

Actually I made that post cause Terra keeps trying to convince me that she's a secret vet and stuff like 'Pantitudes have been here since the beginning' reveal her for the SLOW-TYPING LIAR SHE IS

Actually it's the SLOW-TYPING BACK SLIDING BITCH LIAR SHE IS.

A small ommision on your part but it was an IMPORTANT one.

[glowbelly]

Originally Posted by LNSICPantitude

God damn, that is amazing.

You have inspired me to park our F150 in the driveway, line it with trash bags, fill it with water and "swim" out front of our new home that we have purchased in the "Neo Nazi Capital of North America"... all whilst drinking a beer, smoking, wearing a wife beater, a pair of granny panties and scratching my belly. This all, of course, will be posted in the picture thread.

I can't be outdone.

oh yeah. well, i'll get pregnant by my cousin. i'll smoke meth out of his lab for 6 months of my pregnancy and then make a teary-eyed apology to my husband who will then beat me to a pulp and send me into early labor. i'll have the baby, name it bobby joe and only feed it biscuits and gravy. then i'll bring them all on the maury show and prove that my husband was the father of the baby in the first place at which point he will start to cry, drop to his knees and beg me to remarry him all over again.

i will do all of this just to outdo you. TRY ME.

[LNSICPantitude]

I just got white trash served.

[HNICPantitude]

Glowbelly - please document every detail online for that one.