MAD LIBS, Part 6.

[Juttin]

Mad Libs

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
MENA ( universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire SEVEN FORCE and that the sun and all of the
BLUE BERRIES revolved around it. But then a/an
AZN named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the LOL BALLS ;|
69 times a year.

Copernicus, whose last name was IDONTGETIT, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first QUEER
telescopes, which was invented by SEVEN FORCE.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
BLUE BERRIES stuck on each end of a/an BLUE BERRIES.
In 1600 an Italian MOCKER named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's SUCKS theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was WHATSANADVERB? arrested. After
FUCKING! LOL! for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to POST.

[Juttin]

Anyways, I need these:


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[Esuohlim]

Excuse me

[Jeff The Ninja]

Exclamation (e.g. Ouch!): Fuck
Verb Ending with -y: Shitty
Last Name: Turdwrangler
Adjective: Your
Verb: Your
Feeling: Diarrhea
Adjective: Theirs
Name of a Place: Porn Shop
Adjective: Theirs
Adjective: Thine
Noun: Spatula
Noun: Shit Rocket
Adverb Ending with -y: Hastily
Body Part: Uvula
Famous Person: Ron Jeremy
Verb: Masterbate
Adverb: Patiently
Adjective: Their

[sadie]

who is this juttin character anyways?

[Seven Force]

Originally Posted by sadie

who is this juttin character anyways?

There's your answer.

[kahljorn]

Maybe I'm living in the past here but where/when did "Your" become a verb?

[Juttin]

Just do the goddamn mad lib.

And no, your isn't a verb.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Originally Posted by Jeff The Ninja

Exclamation (e.g. Ouch!): Fuck
Verb Ending with -y: Shitty
Last Name: Turdwrangler
Adjective: Your
Verb: Pistol Whip
Feeling: Diarrhea
Adjective: Theirs
Name of a Place: Porn Shop
Adjective: Theirs
Adjective: Thine
Noun: Spatula
Noun: Shit Rocket
Adverb Ending with -y: Hastily
Body Part: Uvula
Famous Person: Ron Jeremy
Verb: Masterbate
Adverb: Patiently
Adjective: Their

Edit, changed the Verb to "Pistol Whip"

[Esuohlim]

Nice list of boring adjectives, hot shot.

[executioneer]

their and theirs aren't adjectives you mormon

[Esuohlim]

Technically "their" can be an adjective, but this doesn't at all change the fact that Jeff the Ninja is an idiot.

[executioneer]

according to wikipedia it's a possessive determiner

[Jeff The Ninja]

[quote="Jeff The Ninja"]

Originally Posted by Jeff The Ninja

Exclamation (e.g. Ouch!): Fuck
Verb Ending with -y: Shitty
Last Name: Turdwrangler
Adjective: Tiny
Verb: Pistol Whip
Feeling: Diarrhea
Adjective: Sticky-Florred
Name of a Place: Porn Shop
Adjective: Painful
Adjective: Stinky
Noun: Spatula
Noun: Shit Rocket
Adverb Ending with -y: Hastily
Body Part: Uvula
Famous Person: Ron Jeremy
Verb: Masterbate
Adverb: Patiently
Adjective: Gastronomical

Edit, changed the Verb to "Pistol Whip"

Second Edit, added Real Adjectives (They dont teach Grammar in School anymore )

[Seven Force]

They dropped it in favor of a half-assed eugenics project, the results of i'm seeing right in this thread.

[Fathom Zero]

Did any of you see that comedy with Rosie O'Donnell playing that retarded girl? Man, that movie was funny.

[Juttin]

Fuck ! You have reached the Shitty Turdwrangler's residence. Thank you for calling! It is so Tiny of you to Pistol Whip ! We feel Diarrhea when we get phone calls unless, of course, you are Sticky-Florred . We are currently not home, in the Porn Shop, or we just don't want to talk to you because you're Painful . So, please, leave a message, your Stinky Spatula, and your Shit Rocket and we will get back to you as soon as possible! Listen Hastily to these instructions. If you are calling for Chad, please poke your Uvula now. If you are calling for Marcus, please poke Ron Jeremy now. If you are calling for John please Masterbate Patiently now. Have a Gastronomical day!

MY GOD!

[Juttin]

ROUND, 2:

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[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by executioneer

according to wikipedia it's a possessive determiner

The people at dictionary.com cannot be trusted then

And there's already a thread for any and all mad libs related activities, juttin, is what I'm trying to say

[Juttin]

Well, it's long dead.

(See " Part 6" in title)

[Seven Force]

see my dick in your fucking eyesockets because you obviously aren't going to use them anyway

[sadie]

Originally Posted by executioneer

according to wikipedia it's a possessive determiner

Words like their and theirs are "possessive determiners" and used as adjectives, as well; however, by definition, they're pronouns.

[Juttin]

Well, forget the technicalities.

Just, DO THE MADLIB

[Esuohlim]

No

[Juttin]

DO THE GODDAMN MADLIB, OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL DRIVE THIS BUS OFF A CLIFF !