my girlfriend broke up with me an hour ago

[smurphy]

i think i saw it coming when she called at 10:30 and said she had something to tell me. she said shed call right back and then talked for like a minute and then i hung up on her.

on thursday we had been going out for 2 months.

so the end result is a hole in my wall(from my fist) and all her stuff she gave me burned in my backyard. and i guess i gave her some cold sores.

and if she comes up to me on tuesday ill tell her to "Fuck off you stupid kike."

[Perndog]

Way to go, man. We need more guys like you around who don't take any shit from those dirty kikes.

[Big Papa Goat]

Fucking kikes dumping proud aryans like you after stringing them on for a whole 2 months.

[Perndog]

Don't worry. They'll get theirs. They may control the world now but their filthy living habits will give them all cancer in a few years and the master race will finally end the oppression.

[sadie]

you punched a hole in the wall, burned all of her things, and posted about it on a forum of which you're not even an active member. no wonder she broke up with you, freak.

[Supafly345]

Punching in a hole in the wall is how to get revenge you fool. That'll teach her to break up with him, I mean, how dare she. Only he is allowed to dump her, not the other way around.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Originally Posted by sadie

you punched a hole in the wall, burned all of her things, and posted about it on a forum of which you're not even an active member. no wonder she broke up with you, freak.

[maggiekarp]

That sucks, dude. But just remember, there are plenty of fish in the sea, and some fish give really good head.


Poor wall

[Mr. Vagiclean]

[Esuohlim]

SMURFY

[theapportioner]

Originally Posted by smurphy

and i guess i gave her some cold sores.

Nice work, giving her an STD. Next time give her HIV why don'tcha??

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Wait guys, we may be jumping the gun, maybe he punched a hole in the wall because she had an affair with siderman on that wall.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Dude, just rape the bitch. Rape solves everything.

[Big Papa Goat]

SHOCKING

[Anonymous]

Has anyone seen this guy's other five posts?

[pjalne]

What's a kike? Is this a Jewish thing?

[Skulhedface]

The clues add up...

internet ramblings of depression...

fists through walls...

all over a girl you were with for two months...

You're a goth, aren't you?

[Rez]

you have problems, emotionally and in the real world, which are laughable. because you suck. dont invest your life on having a girlfriend/fuck buddy and find a hobby you enjoy.

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