"Fuck, why didn't I..." moments.

[FS]

I was just over at my brother's watching some sports, and we were watching some show shortly before I had to leave to catch my bus... I'm supposed to leave, but there's five more minutes to the show, so I decide to just sit it out. I walk over to the train/bus station, checking my watch now and then, making pretty good time, and just as I'm about to get the station in sight, I see a bus approach. I walk, and pray, and walk, and pray it's not my bus. But of course it is. It zooms past me and I have to sit at the bus station for another half hour, with nothing to entertain me but the nightly cold and homeless people to give money to in order to cleanse my karma.

Ever have those moments when you're sure you'll "make it", only to find you were wrong? Yeah? I bet you don't feel like such hot shit then, do ya? Well, neither did I. Jerk.

[AChimp]

Yeah, man... GIRLS.

[Jixby Phillips]

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[AChimp]

ANOTER POAST BUY JIXBY.

[Jixby Phillips]

[Jixby Phillips]

[Jixby Phillips]

Originally Posted by AChimp

ANOTER POAST BUY JIXBY.

HEY, EYE DOAN'T SPELE SOW BADE

[Jixby Phillips]

"ANOTER POAST BUY JIXBY"

[HickMan]

[AChimp]

I SEE NO SPELLING ERRORRS.

[Ninjavenom]

Haha, very funny joke. Thanks, guys.

I just thought of this when i realized my art folder was missing. It appears i left in one of my classes on either Thursday or Friday. Luckily, all i kept in there was pictures i had printed out to look at, draw from, and study. The only thing i'm sad i lost really is the mathematical conspiracy sheets i had in there that some guy made describing what it sounds like... mathematical conspiracies. I am rather annoyed, though, that i lost 100+ fucking pictures, and it's very unlikely that i'll get it back.

[Jixby Phillips]

Haha, very funny joke. Thanks, guys.

[FS]

This thread worked out EXACTLY as planned.

[Jixby Phillips]

I guess you could say it's one of those "Fuck, why didn't I..." moments

[kellychaos]

Once, my schedule of classes dictacted that I had to leave @ 8:00 a.m. in order to make my first class twice a week. After a couple weeks of taking the same route which included a two-lane highway for about 15 miles, I kept coming upon a red Ford sedan that became the bane of my existence for the whole semester. She must have been going to work, classes, or something scheduled too because her entrance was made like clockwork. The problem was that she drove at least, if not more than, 5 mph UNDER the speed limit ... ALWAYS ... and she wasn't even OLD. I couldn't really pass her because the oncoming traffic was too heavy and any alternate route took me @ 8 miles out of my way. I ended up having to leave 10-15 minutes earlier just to ensure that the dipshit was seen in my rearview mirror.

[AChimp]

Fuck, why didn't you tailgate her?

[kellychaos]

'Cause I REALLY hate when someone does that to me ... plus as much of an idiot driver as she was, I wouldn't want to risk her reaction to it.

[AChimp]

I purposely speed up and slow down when people are tailgating me. I also stop abruptly.

I've lost count of the number of time I've forced people to slam on their brakes because they were following too close.

[Jixby Phillips]

When people do it to me I drive slower :cool