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Old Feb 11th, 2004, 04:33 PM        Got tired of spam E-mail. Took care of it. Take a look how
Today, I realized that the jerk-offs who send spam E-mail are just not getting the point. I have an option on my account that allows me to automatically send a set message to anyone writing me. As soon as I get mail, this little toy sends them one right back. This is the message I made for it:

"Take my name off your list at once. I am only 17 years old. I have no interest whatsoever in hot girls, Viagra, penis enlargement pills, credit cards, mortgages, pharmacy drugs, claiming prizes for sweepstakes I never entered, joining any religious group, joining any "special interest" group, changing my diet, changing my health care plan, signing up for "free" piece of shit "prizes", sending any money for charities, eliminating any debt, signing up for worthless insurance, or buying anything whatsoever. If none of this applies to you, please ignore this message. Either that, or I will find something that does apply to add to this list. And as an added note, those of you who intentionally misspell words to get past spam filters, please, if nothing else, GET A FUCKING LIFE, YOU DICK!"

I do hope to see what their reactions will be.
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Old Feb 11th, 2004, 06:14 PM       
I can certainly tell you what your reaction will be: Pissed, when you check your email in a couple of days and have 100 "message un-deliverable" messages in your inbox, because those are throwaway addresses that are only used once, and they don't accept replies.
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Old Feb 11th, 2004, 06:42 PM       
Get Cloudmark's Spamnet. It works pretty good for me.
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Old Feb 11th, 2004, 06:50 PM        Re: Got tired of spam E-mail. Took care of it. Take a look
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I am only 17 years old. I have no interest whatsoever in hot girls.
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Old Feb 11th, 2004, 06:51 PM       
BTW MEATMAN, YOUR VERY FUNNY
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Old Feb 11th, 2004, 09:50 PM       
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Today... ...I... ...jerk-off... ...I have an option on my account that allows me to automatically send a set message to... ...this little toy... ...I made for it:
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Old Feb 11th, 2004, 10:01 PM        Re: Got tired of spam E-mail. Took care of it. Take a look
"I HAVE NO INTEREST IN ANY OF THESE THINGS BECAUSE ALL I AM INTERESTED IN IS MEAT AND MEAT IS ALL THAT I EAT."
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Old Feb 11th, 2004, 11:15 PM       
spam isn't funny anymore

and by spam i mean the meat in a can in meatman's avatar

and by meatman i mean huge dooshbag
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 12:52 AM        Re: Got tired of spam E-mail. Took care of it. Take a look
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 03:21 AM       
Im sure most spammers E-mail addresses have the auto-block-everyone option.

It saves them reading through any unwanted retaliation ^^
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