I started an OK Cupid account

[Zhukov]

Ok, so anyway, I had a date tonight. She wanted to see Inception, so we did, and it was a really good movie, but I sort of had to explain the end wich made me feel bad. She.... she brought snacks for us into the cinema hidden in her purse, like sandwiches and a bottle of juice. This seemed less 'mumsy' and more 'Fuck the System' to me.

Then we went for a curry and she said she wanted to just share one, so I ordered one and then she changed her mind so I had to sit and eat a curry while she watched. But I still managed to make her laugh inbetween mouthfulls so that was good.

Then she told me how she didn't know about Vietnam, and I explained the interesting aspects of Russian gas pipelines. She's got an innocent aspect about her that only comes from living at the bottom of nowhere.

All in all, it was good times, and she wants to do it again, so next time I might get my leg over.

[The Leader]

I'm glad you had a nice time, honey. :>

[Zhukov]

Thanks babes.

[Tadao]

Good job but we only care about her defects.

[Nick]

What's she look like?

[Sam]

ASK HER HOW SHALLOW SHE WANTS IT.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by kahljorn

I think bill and i met this chick last night

Lol. That was totally her.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by Sam

ASK HER HOW SHALLOW SHE WANTS IT.

I dislexioioio'd the H AND W

[Zhukov]

So she didn't want me to know her last name for some reason, and I was all "haha, what's wrong with it? Is it something like "Penis" or "Hitler" or what?" and she was all "OMG you guessed it! Wow." and I thought she was joking but her last name is Hitler

[Fathom Zero]

lololololollolololololol

[executioneer]

was her mother a wrestler

[executioneer]

is SHE a wrestler

[Zhukov]

Originally Posted by Nick

What's she look like?

She smells like a fresh shower and looks a lot like a warm summer day, if that helps. Oh, also brunette and hot.

Originally Posted by executioneer

is SHE a wrestler

That would be awesome but I don't know yet. Is there a wrestler called Hitler? If there is let me know, I could use that to my advantage.

"It's not that bad! Nobody has even heard of ADOLF Hitler, it's a famous name because of the wrestler. I swear."

[executioneer]

i was making a bottom reference

[Zhukov]

I didn't know Eddie's mother was a wrestler

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by s1e5, 's up

Eddie: When did you last go to church?
Richie: Well I don't have to go -- I'm Church of England. What are you, Eddie?
Eddie: I don't know.
Richie: Well, what was your mother?
Eddie: A wrestler.
Richie: Well, maybe that's enough general knowledge for one day.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is Bottom the same people as Filthy, Rich and Catflop?

[executioneer]

ys basically, and also the young ones

[Zhukov]

<<< This guy, anyway.

[executioneer]

off / back on topic, i started a okcupid account when this thread was started and proceeded to ignore it completely until yesterday, and whaddaya know ladies actually have been messaging me, i guess okcupids jerkish tendency to nag you to make contact with others has SOME benefits

[Zhukov]

Good stuff William. Any good results?

On a related note, the 'joke' site that someone set up in my name has gotten one or two messages too, nobody interesting though.

[executioneer]

well i got two messages and both ladies are scary for various reasons so i havent said anything to them yet(not that that is really exceptional ALL LADIES ARE SCARY )

[Tadao]

Scary ladies are the best

[Pentegarn]

Willy's right, there's some scary ladies on there, not the good kind of scary either. My first response was so scary I quietly deleted it without responding and pretended I never saw it

[Zhukov]

LOL.

I actually got a message form an older woman... well, older than me; 37, and I replied with so much gutso that I think I scared her off and she never got back to me.