Women can't be funny

[Anonymous]

An "old friend" said this to me a few weeks ago. She's a woman.
Lot's of people say that about women. Poor women =[

[I am Mexican Jewish]

but they are the fucking sex machines to us.

[whoreable]

people say that about me too poor me

[GnrySgtHartman]

but they are the fucking sex machines to us.

Yeah, sluts are cool too.

[McClain]

Now that I think about it, I don't find too many female comedians that make me laugh.

[CaptainBubba]

This was how a female friend of mine responded to the news that I had a seizure at the doctors office:

BrOcCoLi#: When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, "Why you stupid, stupid bastard!" Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life.

It was funny.

[GnrySgtHartman]

Margerate Cho (I think that's her name) is pretty funny. But as for the rest, they make me cry.

[CastroMotorOil]

mclain now thati think of it, you are right there are alost no reallt funny women comedians.

[GnrySgtHartman]

Bobcat Goldthwait is funny

[Anonymous]

I am too busy lookig at their asses to listen to what they have to say!


hahaha I should be on the man show

MEN!

[CastroMotorOil]

[mburbank]

This is total bullshit. Many of the best comedians I've worked with were women.

To name several excllent female comedians;

Amy Sedaris,
Cathrine Ohara
Andrea Martin
Janine Garofolo
Jan Hooks
Nora Dunn
Cheri Oteri
Margaret Cho

And one of my favorite comedians of all time Gracy Allen

[Ninjavenom]

Laura Kightlinger and Judy Gold, also.

[James]

You forgot Amy Poehler.

[Black Flag]

[James]

Sarah Silverman

[Jixby Phillips]

I was going to say the last three

I actually am a fan of more female commedians than I am male commedians, I think.

[James]

There are a bunch of decent female comedians. But I think in general, your average woman isn't funny worth a damn.

[Jixby Phillips]

and also "breakneck" who writes for my site is fucking hilarious.

AND WHAT ABOUT JUDY TENUDA????

[Anonymous]

know what else women can't be? writers, actors, artists, musicians


good thing they are pretty or they would be as worthless as retards!

[James]

Doopa understands.

Women can be actresses and singers though. They just usually have to be pretty too. As for writing and art, they can't because they always write about and draw stupid little gnomes or guys with roses.

[Jixby Phillips]

KATHY GRIFFIN CAN BE FUNNY SOMETIMES

[Anonymous]

tracy ullman

[Les Waste]

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

and also "breakneck" who writes for my site is fucking hilarious.

She's funnier than most famous male comedians

[AChimp]

I don't usually laugh at women comedians, because--while most of the male comedians are either retarded, do impressions, or do retarded impressions--the women just bitch about their period or having to put up with bad sex.

Just watch any footage from the Just For Laughs comedy festival in Montreal (there's a weekly show on CBC, but I doubt you Americans who live far from the border would get that.).

Some women are really funny, though.