Fuck elevators

[Big McLargehuge]

Escalators 4 life


OMG THREE THREADS BOUT ELEVATORS

[Spectre X]

Escalator's should be walked on, not stood on.

[The Unseen]

I like elevators.

They have nice mahogany carpets and music.

I don't like it when people ask you what floor you want to go to and press the button for you =(

[executioneer]

i ride escalators backwarsd to freak out the squares :information

-willie

[Spectre X]

I love you Willie.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

I always take the stairs right next to the escalators to make people on the otherside guilty

Fooling around on an empty escalator is fun with buncha idiots around you too

[kellychaos]

What are eveyone's feelings on the horizontal elevators ... like at airport concourses. Am I wrong or aren't they a device designed to speed your walk and not merely one to throw your bag down and ride because you're too lazy to walk. Caught off guard and running late for a flight one time, I was almost missed it altogether because the fella that got on just before me took a few steps onto the conveyer belt, plopped his bags down and then proceeded to sit on them. Hesitant at first but worried about the schedule, I looked at my watch so that he saw me do it, stepped up the courage, and pushed on past him in the little space that was available and said excuse me. He had the nerve to looked annoyed at ME. I would have said something back but I was already late and really didn't have time to worry about his feelings anyway.

[Big McLargehuge]

True escalator purists don't ride on "moving sidewalks" which are the things you are describing

[HickMan]

That was a very nice story, Kelly. Maybe I WILL read your posts.

[Jeanette X]

I hate escalators because I fell down one as a child. I'll ride them, but I avoid them whenever I can.

[george]

i would trade a week of my life to see somone suckd into and escalator by their shoelace.

[Stabby]

Originally Posted by Jeanette X

I hate escalators because I fell down one as a child. I'll ride them, but I avoid them whenever I can.

So did I. When i was real little, I mis-stepped getting on and went a tumbin' down. Even though I usually have better cordination now then I did when I was 3 I still hesitate a little before stepping on one.

[Big McLargehuge]

Half the fun of an escalator is the possibility of death

[Studio8]

Originally Posted by george

i would trade a week of my life to see somone suckd into and escalator by their shoelace.

I'll take this deal.

[ArrowX]

Originally Posted by george

i would trade a week of my life to see somone suckd into and escalator by their shoelace.

i almost did once it happened on that BIGASS escalator at West Edmonton mall that leads up to the Huge "Silver City" it tore about 2/3rds of my shoelace out before it gave then when we came back out it was stopped and we had to use the stairs (I think its coincedential) Escalators are funner than stairs.

Another amusing West-ED moment was when i was going up an escalator next to some stairs there was a fat guy and I was keeping pace with him standing still stairing at him whilst he waddled his fat ass up.

[EverythingWillSuck]

Hey I started this

[Big McLargehuge]

What gay threads about elevators and escalators?

[executioneer]

arrowx you are going to get murdered soon

-willie

[glowbelly]

in london if you are going to stand on an escalator you stand to the one side (i think it's the right). that way there is a nice clean moving stairway for all of the busy bodies who need to get to where they are going fast.

it's cool.

[Big McLargehuge]

Those fucking brits have got it together.

[EverythingWillSuck]

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

What gay threads about elevators and escalators?

yes and now i'm cool now

at least I can pretend

[Comrade Rocket]

I like escalators because they can never break. They can only become stairs.

You will never see a "temporarly out of order" sign on an escalator.

But you may see a "temporarly stairs" sign.


STOLEN BIT, IM GOING TO HELL

[Command Prompt]

God I hate when I see people walking up escalators. I want to punch them.

Like what the fuck buddy. Trying to make the rest of us look lazy. Asshole.

[ProfessorCool]

I usually take the stairs, only because i wear clown shoes and MC Hammer Pants when i do my shopping.

[Big McLargehuge]

the best is trying to run up the down escalator Then stupid mall cops try to stop me and i am all like "WHATEVER, FUCK DA POLICE, 187 ON A MUTHAFUCKINCOP YO, YOU DONT KNOW ME I CAN DO WHAT I WANT TO "