THE NETIQUETTE THREAD

[sadie]

netiquette schmetiquette.

[kahljorn]

I hate quiznos. Their sandwiches may taste good but they turn your wallet into a savaged cuntly.

[Slinky Ferret]

Originally Posted by kahljorn

I hate quiznos. Their sandwiches may taste good but they turn your wallet into a savaged cuntly.

What is savaged cuntly?

On second thoughts maybe I don't want to know...

[MetalMilitia]

This thread needs more nettiquete discussion. STAT!

[Ihach]

Never send chain letters via electronic mail. Chain letters
are forbidden on the Internet. Your network privileges
will be revoked. Notify your local system administrator

forbidden on the internet

[MetalMilitia]

if only people has listened

[executioneer]

hahahah 1995

[bigtimecow]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

ha, I always knew this was the lowest form of Internet mocking.

www.i-cockery.com

or maybe i don't get it

[Sicktodeathmx]

And never talk to strangers.

Fuck

[GADZOOKS]

When attaching files, don't send any larger than about 50k

oh man I am in big trouble.

[Juttin]

- Verify all addresses before initiating long or personal discourse.
It's also a good practice to include the word "Long" in the
subject header so the recipient knows the message will take time
to read and respond to. Over 100 lines is considered "long".

Well,I guess I better go ahead and do that........
Don't want to get my Internet shut off by the Web-Cops!

If you include a signature keep it short. Rule of thumb
is no longer than 4 lines. Remember that many people pay for
connectivity by the minute, and the longer your message is,
the more they pay.

Remember kids,YOU WILL PAY.

[Blue Fox]

Remember that people with whom you communicate are located across the globe.

wow! i'm actually speaking to people across the globe? I had no idea! OMG, i gotta go tell someone!

I wondered what people meant by world wide web

[Sam]

I would point out that the title of this thread is spelt incorrectly, but...

Questioning someone else's spelling is not good netiquette, and not necessary unless it occurs in a critical place, like a possibly mis-spelt URL

[sadie]

Questioning someone else's spelling is not good netiquette, and not necessary unless it occurs in a critical place, like a possibly mis-spelt URL

yah. well, they misspelled "misspelled," so no wonder it's against their rules to ridicule it.

[Seven Force]

It's too bad GW is a lesbo because I find her pretty attractive.

I know that has nothing to do with netiquette, but, there it is.

[GADZOOKS]

Guitar Woman is a pink haired Judy Gold and just about as funny as her.

[Seven Force]

Personality isn't that important.

[Jixby Phillips]

GW please post your toes

[Slinky Ferret]

Never send chain letters via electronic mail. Chain letters are forbidden on the Internet. Your network privileges will be revoked. Notify your local system administrator

I had to remove internet and e-mail access for some users when I was on my placement. They had no access for several days or weeks, depending on the severity of the situation. Then add to the fact that these were young nippers it didn't feel like a power trip, it felt really mean.

However, if I could have a pound for every single flipping chain mails I get from my friends saying that my love life is doomed if I don't forward it within ten seconds... it makes no difference, my love life is non-existant anyway!