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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 03:52 PM        Wiccans Offended by Halloween
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US schools have banned Halloween because officials are worried about offending real witches.

Students who turn up in costume could be sent home from schools in Puyallup School District in Washington state.

Officials told a local TV station that followers of the Wiccan religion had complained about the way Halloween was celebrated.

Spokeswoman Karen Hansen said: "School officials have been reviewing the Halloween tradition and decided that time could be better spent.

"Schools are teaching students to be respectful and take account of the discomfort felt by others. Witches with pointy noses are not respective symbols of the Wiccan religion."

The authority was also concerned that Halloween wasted valuable class time and that the costumes were too expensive for many families.

This just in -- Wiccans are puss-bags.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 03:56 PM       
"Real Witches" classifying those three kids who light candles behind the lockers and carry around 40 dollar books with unpronouncable titles.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 04:02 PM       
Oh my God. That is fucking insane. That's changing-classic-literature-to-avoid-offending-kids-who-are-allergic-to-peanuts insane.

For fuck's sake, someone set fire to all these people. Indiscriminately.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 04:06 PM       
Yeah.

They're witches, after all.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 04:06 PM       
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 04:12 PM       
You need more scented candles!
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 04:24 PM       
Next, Easter will be banned because it is offending to real rabbits.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 04:32 PM       
the bible belt is upset its on sunday this year, so some are celebrating on saturday instead, if at all

some people don't like fun
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 04:41 PM       
It's all fun and games until someone gets offended.

Seriously, that should be like the US motto now or something. On... the presidential seal. I guess.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 06:45 PM       
wiccan kids deverse to be burned at the stake or something

send the witchsmeller after them

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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 08:15 PM       
since when does this country care about anyone but christians?
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 08:35 PM       
Oh wow. Nobody has the guts to stand up to the wiccans and say: "crazy wiccan bitches, you are all genuinely out of your minds". There are no real men left!
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 08:36 PM       
Isn't the day before holloween the actual evil day? Good ol stupid christians.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 09:35 PM       
that's bullshit, where is a quote from a wiccan saying they're offended
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 09:36 PM       
more like officials are worried about offending rabid Christians but want to blame some other group
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 09:56 PM       
Note: they were Wiccan community members, not Wiccan parents or children. You think a little kid calling her(him)self a witch and meaning it would survive in a public elementary school?

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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 10:43 PM       
What the fuck? are they afraid the "real" witches will put curses on them if they pretend on Halloween? So does that mean we won't have thanksgiving because it offends fat poeple? St. Patricks day because of the Irish?
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:49 PM       
lol

I just want to see a fucking Wiccan trying to cast some faggy spell on me. I'd puch him/her in the face then scream flippendo while kicking them in the troat.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:52 PM       
why, do you think they actually can cast spells?
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:54 PM       
that's not a respective comment!
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 12:39 AM       
LIGHTNING BOLT!
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 01:04 AM       
Yeah Perndog poor people are funny lol

And kahl, if you mean the real holiday, it's the day after Halloween. DÃ*a de los Muertos, if you will. I don't know what's actually considered evil.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 01:53 AM       
I was told that Halloween was created by the Protastants to mock the Catholics.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 11:49 AM       
David, you're so wrong you spelled Protestant incorrectly.

And fucking Christ, school can do away with Halloween when every single kid who says "you're a fag" or "that's gay" buys themself a three-day suspension. Political correctness doesn't lead to a happier world, it leads to widespread hypocrisy and further reason for the homo with the pentagram to get his ass kicked after school.

It's one thing to actively hate on people because they're Wiccan.
It's quite another thing to dress up as a witch for Halloween.

What's next, are they going to cancel winter vacation because it never fully aligns with Chanukah? I mean, Kwanzaa's covered, so we don't have to worry about those people, but greedy jews are bound to start complaining sooner or later.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 12:33 PM       
What about the Muslims who take the whole month off? [i]HUH[i/]?
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