Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Anonymous Anonymous is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Anonymous is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 04:27 AM        NWO BEATDOWN THREAD #1


As revealed in my other thread, I have injected this board with a lethal dose of POISON.
You jerks won't kill it, I will.



Last week we saw the ferocious maiming of klownboy as I wrestled him into submission
in front of a crowd of at least 5 as retaliation for his latest post barrage, the result of
which crippled him and ended his career.



This week we slapped the taste out of kellychaos' mouth, after which he cried like a
girl and fled the arena while a montage of clips courtesy of the conveniently-placed
production crew chronicled his hasty, tear-filled departure. This broadcast
unfortunately failed to include a comical episode backstage wherein, reportedly, the
other members wouldn't let him get his trunks, wallet, and "other gay crap" from his
locker, forcing him to hail a cab with money earned from panhandling and telling
knock-knock jokes on the street in front of the venue.



All in all, another successful week for the NWO as we continue to cleanse the forums.
We know what needs to be done around here, whether you whiny little dykes like it
or not.

And it's for your own good.
  #2  
pjalne pjalne is offline
Mocker
pjalne's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Norway
pjalne is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 05:54 AM       
This made my morning.
__________________
Encyclopedia Obscura
  #3  
kahljorn kahljorn is offline
BANNED
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: NO
kahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contest
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 06:16 AM       
IT MADE ME PEE
__________________
NEVER
  #4  
Jeanette X Jeanette X is offline
Queen of the Beasts
Jeanette X's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: in my burrow
Jeanette X is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 07:02 AM       

Can I help? I want to purge the board too.
  #5  
CastroMotorOil CastroMotorOil is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: :(
CastroMotorOil is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 09:30 AM       
i chojin so much now. Best morning post ever!
  #6  
Spectre X Spectre X is offline
Rating: Yes.
Spectre X's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Dutchland
Spectre X is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 10:44 AM       
Chojin scares me now.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
everybody knows that pterodactyls hate the screech of a guitar :o
  #7  
Rez Rez is offline
YOU GUYS ARE DOING GREAT
Rez's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Davis, CA
Rez is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 01:07 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by pjalne
This made my morning.
__________________
Thanks, Moon!
  #8  
HickMan HickMan is offline
DON'T F WITH ME
HickMan's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: MILWAUKEE
HickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty ok
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 02:15 PM       
Chojin, you officially ruined this board. You keep bitching about the people you hate on here so maybe they will be banned.

"If I bitch enough, maybe these guys will get banned... I'll ruin the boards and make it look like the guys I hate!"

Like I said before, Chojin. YOU RUINED THIS BOARD
__________________
  #9  
glowbelly glowbelly is offline
my baby's mama
glowbelly's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: cleveland
glowbelly is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 02:18 PM       
quit your bitchin.
__________________
porn is just babies as work-in-progress
  #10  
Carnivore Carnivore is offline
Red, dead meat!
Carnivore's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Carnivore is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 02:20 PM       
Hating people who contribute absolutely nothing to the board, waste bandwidth, and generally have no command of the English language? My, what a novel idea! I wish I had thought of it first :/
  #11  
Immortal Goat Immortal Goat is offline
Now with less sodium!
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Immortal Goat is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 03:05 PM       
When did these become "Chojin's Boards" all of a sudden? I mean, I never had a real problem with him, I just asked that I be allowed to say what I want. Now, just because I said a few stupid things (realy and truly, I don't think I am THAT bad), he complains about me to everyone about everything I have ever said that annoyed him. Go ahead, ban me if that's what you want to do. I just don't like being bitched about and then not being told what the hell I was doing wrong.


And Chojin, saying that it was "general stupidity" isn't going to help me change it.
__________________
I like snow. If winter's going to be cold anyway, at least have it be fun to look at. Probably why I was with my ex for so long...
  #12  
CaptainBubba CaptainBubba is offline
xXxASPERGERSxXx
CaptainBubba's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
CaptainBubba is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 03:14 PM       
Is this a joke? Cuz I get jokes.
  #13  
FS FS is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Fribbulus Xax
FS is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 03:27 PM       
Jesus fucking Christ. If you don't get what "mockery" is, get the hell off these boards.

At least when Chojin bitches he's doing it in a funny way.
__________________
  #14  
budgetjiggalo budgetjiggalo is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Jonesboro,AR
budgetjiggalo is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 03:27 PM       
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YAAAAAAAAAA

  #15  
Drev Drev is offline
Senior Member
Drev's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Robofrance 29
Drev is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 04:21 PM       
Go buy his new rap alblum, folks!
__________________
  #16  
Bad Boy Jmy Boy Bad Boy Jmy Boy is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Bad Boy Jmy Boy is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 04:41 PM       
Cool shit cool shit soory Im not familiar with yuor sick twisted deminted fun please teach how to have sick humor!!
  #17  
Spectre X Spectre X is offline
Rating: Yes.
Spectre X's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Dutchland
Spectre X is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 04:42 PM       
I'll teach you to be dead.

Step 1 - stab yourself in the head with a very big knife.
Step 2 - if step one failed, repeat step one or stab yourself with the sharp end.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
everybody knows that pterodactyls hate the screech of a guitar :o
  #18  
HickMan HickMan is offline
DON'T F WITH ME
HickMan's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: MILWAUKEE
HickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty ok
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 04:48 PM       


Alright, Chojin. Is this what you want?
__________________
  #19  
Bad Boy Jmy Boy Bad Boy Jmy Boy is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Bad Boy Jmy Boy is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 04:48 PM       
Oh yeah will I hits you with the J.B3 virus!!!
  #20  
Spectre X Spectre X is offline
Rating: Yes.
Spectre X's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Dutchland
Spectre X is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 04:51 PM       
'hits' me with the what now? You can't give me anything unless I open a package you sent me asshat. Stop being such a fucking 1337 H4xx0r and die already, nobody respects you or even finds you mildly amusing.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
everybody knows that pterodactyls hate the screech of a guitar :o
  #21  
Bennett Bennett is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: one shot, right between the eyes, just for old times sake
Bennett is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 04:53 PM       
spectre, you need to ask Jmy boy for some ketamine... you're getting way too worked up over such an insignificant twat.

chances are he's a character anyway... or at least I hope... or maybe I hope he's not? :/
  #22  
Spectre X Spectre X is offline
Rating: Yes.
Spectre X's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Dutchland
Spectre X is probably a spambot
Old Oct 10th, 2003, 04:55 PM       
yeah, I've been responding to idiots all night, well, ten minutes.

I'm just very exciteable now, seeing as I must restrain myself from completely going berserk in real life, so I rain it all down on some idiots I find wandering about.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
everybody knows that pterodactyls hate the screech of a guitar :o
  #23  
Spooky Spooky is offline
Mocker
Spooky's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: deeeetroit basketballllllll
Spooky is probably a spambot
Old Oct 11th, 2003, 12:44 AM       
throw some ninjas killing people in this thread and it will be the best ever.
__________________
  #24  
punkgroovehopper punkgroovehopper is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
punkgroovehopper is probably a spambot
Old Oct 11th, 2003, 06:16 AM       
Wrestling is for rednecks do you like to fuck your sister or do you prefer cousin?
  #25  
GADZOOKS GADZOOKS is offline
dipshed
GADZOOKS's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Chicago, Illinois
GADZOOKS is probably a spambot
Old Oct 11th, 2003, 06:23 AM       
I don't care if you like GI Joe, but cut down the fucking user pic. http://images.google.com/images?q=tb.../colinxmas.jpg
__________________


Closed Thread



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:22 PM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.