As revealed in my other thread, I have injected this board with a lethal dose of
POISON.
You jerks won't kill it, I will.
Last week we saw the ferocious maiming of klownboy as I wrestled him into submission
in front of a crowd of at
least 5 as retaliation for his latest post barrage, the result of
which crippled him and ended his career.
This week we slapped the taste out of kellychaos' mouth, after which he cried like a
girl and fled the arena while a montage of clips courtesy of the conveniently-placed
production crew chronicled his hasty, tear-filled departure. This broadcast
unfortunately failed to include a comical episode backstage wherein, reportedly, the
other members wouldn't let him get his trunks, wallet, and "other gay crap" from his
locker, forcing him to hail a cab with money earned from panhandling and telling
knock-knock jokes on the street in front of the venue.
All in all, another successful week for the NWO as we continue to cleanse the forums.
We know what needs to be done around here, whether you whiny little dykes like it
or not.
And it's for your own good.