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Old May 2nd, 2005, 10:26 PM        questions for kellychaos
This morning I used a piss booth (portajohn). My question is...what's the deal with the hand sanitizer they offer inside? If you get piss on your fingers and rub the sanitizer into your hand, it's supposed to take the piss off? Where does it go?
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 10:28 PM       
simple - give your fellow coworkers a friendly pat on the back afterwards! it's comradery and cleanliness all in one package! yuk yuk!
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Old May 2nd, 2005, 10:29 PM       
That wasn't hand sanitizer. Also that little extra thing in the corner is not a sink.
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 06:30 AM       
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 08:05 AM       
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 09:21 AM       


Get it guys? Urinal cake...you know...urinal cake haha.
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 04:57 PM       
Given the mixture of piss, sanitizer and suitable atmospheric conditions the result should be that the piss-sanitizer solution should transmute into a gaseous state and dissipate away from your person. Assuming a later change in humidity; however, your piss may re-condense into liquid form and end up on some other person's person. At that point; however, it is no longer your problem. Enjoy.
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Old May 4th, 2005, 01:39 AM       
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Old May 4th, 2005, 09:47 AM       
Well said, kellychaos, well said.
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