Working and Farting

[Studio8]

I'm bartending at this place now where brunch is a really big deal so I have to get there real early in the morning to set up all the Bloody Mary stuff and whatnot. On the Creole Bloody Mary, we have to put a big shrimp on the edge of the glass.
I had to fart real bad this morning and since I like farting I did it. It stunk real bad and all the waiters and my fellow bartender immediately noticed the smell. They all thought it was the shrimp and they threw away a whole bucket of expensive shrimp.
But really it was me, because I farted.

[bigtimecow]

lol

[pissed off salesman]

yep, promoting the pointless wasting of food sure is funny.

[Evil Robot]

"Oh god! Another load of fart shrimp! What the fuck!"

[glowbelly]

i worked with a grossguy who shamelessly farted in departmental meetings AND ate his boogers.

he also had this huge belly and wore shirts that were about four sizes too small on him.

and he lived in his mother's basement.

and was in the military at one point in his life.

he's so gonna kill someone.

[Studio8]

Some people just don't get it!!!

[McClain]

Originally Posted by glowbelly

i worked with a grossguy who shamelessly farted in departmental meetings AND ate his boogers.

he also had this huge belly and wore shirts that were about four sizes too small on him.

and he lived in his mother's basement.

and was in the military at one point in his life.

he's so gonna kill someone.

"I am... in a world... of shit! And boogers!" KABOOM!

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by glowbelly

i worked with a grossguy who shamelessly farted in departmental meetings AND ate his boogers.

he also had this huge belly and wore shirts that were about four sizes too small on him.

and he lived in his mother's basement.

and was in the military at one point in his life.

he's so gonna kill someone.

I'd bet even odds that, in finding some way to extract it, he is now keeping your poop in a jar and perhaps laying nightly vigil to it using a Star Wars birthday candle.

[Geggy]

What's your malfunction, numbnuts?

It's funny, mcclain, I was thnking the same person as glowbelly was describing the dude at her workplace

[felix_tibs]

first `funny thing i have read on this forum, thank you studio!

[Studio8]

[Guitar Woman]

I fail to understand why the male members of our species are so fascinated by their own flatulence.

[Emu]

because it's a hilarous noise and you can't say you've never laughed at how loud and wet it is when you fart in the shower.

[Rob]

Because everyone has a different aroma

[kellychaos]

Like an olfactory snowflake.

[ziggytrix]

this thread stinks

[Enquvist]

*sprays some air freshner around*

I do find it hard to believe people could mistake the smell of a fart to the smell of bad shrimps, silly people

[Supafly345]

*shut up*

[Studio8]

Loud and wet