Waiters are "hip" and "cool"!

[Mike]

"Yo dawg! How's it grillin'"

"I'm not grilling. I'm eating, you twat!"

I responded through a mouthful of burnt and bloody mammal. After braving the sleet and snow on foot for 1.5 miles to get some Mongolian BBQ the last thing I feel like is to have nearly every employee in the joint bouncing around my table making sure that I am "grillin' like a villain" and "havin' a mongolian good time". Mongolians nowadays are interested in keeping warm, riding horses and minding their own business, not being "rad" and "awesome" and making a big deal out of a simple meal.

[Pub Lover]

You're meant to tip them & then they'll go away.

[Mike]

riiiiiiiight.

[Rongi]

You know you're pretty interesting.

[Matt Harty]

Try McDonalds

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Mike

riiiiiiiight.

Yes, Damn Right, You Little Shit.

[Spastic Colon]

*fondles inside parts* Throw this on the grill and go away. Crazy Mongolian.

[Mike]

I'm not a mongolian, but thanks for the "inside parts".

[Anonymous]

I used to hate mike, but then he got that avatar.