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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 07:27 PM        Rap thread.
When you come into this thread, make up a rap verse. I'll start.


I ran away really cripled, til I found my pocketknife and cut off her right nipple.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 07:29 PM       
Kay-kiokio cowboy
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Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

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under the moon.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 07:32 PM       
She came at me full speed, nuthin could stop her. I shot her five times, every bullet bounced off her!
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 07:33 PM       
Kay-kiokio cowboy
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Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 07:33 PM       
Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 07:45 PM       
Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 08:24 PM       
wheres Mr Adventure?!?
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 08:29 PM       
Trying to escape, I remebered this magic trick! Da da da da daaaaaaaa! Go-Go-Gadget dick!
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 08:31 PM       
You don't seem to get the point, do you?

You eleven-year-old piece of shit.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 09:18 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 09:32 PM       
Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 09:37 PM       
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SHOULD-BE-BANNED MEATMAN

AChimp is right. You should be banned, dickhead. Anyway, back to the rap.


I went upstairs and saw the bedroom door shut. "I know you're in there, bitch! I've got my gun popped! You might as well come out now!" and I heard her voice say "Come in, it's unlocked!
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 10:38 PM       
Kay-kiokio cowboy
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Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
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Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 10:50 PM       
LOL I LIEK HOW UPC'S "MADE UP" RAPS ARE FROM EMINEM.

OH YEAH AND

Kay-kiokio cowboy
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Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 10:58 PM       
Might as well...

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.
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Old Mar 26th, 2004, 11:50 PM       
Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.
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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 12:05 AM       
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SHOULD-BE-BANNED CELL

AChimp is right. I should be banned, master. And, because I'm an eleven-year-old piece of shit who will only take a hint if it's applied with a sledgehammer, let's go back to the rap.


I went upstairs and saw the bedroom door shut. "I know you're in there, bitch! I've got my gun popped! You might as well come out now!" and I heard her voice say "Come in, it's unlocked!
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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 12:27 AM       
Kay-kiokio cowboy
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under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.
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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 05:03 AM       
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under the moon.

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by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
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when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

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under the moon.
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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 12:50 PM       
HAY GUYS WHATS GOIN ON 4 DIS THREAD
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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 04:42 PM       
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LOL I LIEK HOW UPC'S "MADE UP" RAPS ARE FROM EMINEM.

You caught me. They are from Eminem. I didn't think I'd be unmasked. Have you seen Scooby Doo 2? I just did.
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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 04:46 PM       
Can I help you in your suicide Mr. Cell?
I have many tools to help your passage to the other side, sir.
I have some rope, knives, rat poision, pills, gags, some very fluffy pillows, a couple of guns, and even a freezer if you wish to climb in.

Anything to get you to shut the hell up, ASAP.
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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 04:52 PM       
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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 04:52 PM       
BASKETBALL IS MY FAVORITE SPORT. I LIKE TO DRIBBLE UP AND DOWN THE COURT.

TAKING THE BALL TO THE HOOP. MY FAVORITE PLAY IS THE ALLEY OOP.
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