Rap thread.

[ziggytrix]

how bout:

my name is ultra
i can't be stopped
my only regret's
that my nuts ain't dropped

word homey

[ultra perfect cell]

I sing lullabies til ya doze off, tie you down, and chew ya fuckin toes off!

[MEATMAN]

*Fires the Redeemer at Cell*

[ziggytrix]

that thing looks like some kinda alien sex-toy

[MEATMAN]

Is this?

*Fires the Phase Wave at ziggytrix*

[ziggytrix]

nah, but it does look like it should fire soft foam cylinders.

i'll counter with a nerf bat assault!

[MEATMAN]

NO!! NOT A NERF BAT!! AGGGH!!!



Must...retaliate...



FEEL THE BURN OF MY MEGA CANNON!

[ultra perfect cell]

Ha ha ha! You can't kill me with those toys! That's child's play.



/
BIG BANG ATTACK!

[MEATMAN]

*blocks attack with power shield*

This is no toy!

*hacks cell into bite size pieces with the



CHAINSAW!*

Nice knowing 'ya.

[MEATMAN]

And to make sure you die, I use my most powerful attack:

THE BAKED BEAN INDUCED GAS ATTACK!

*releases a fart that would strip the varnish off a foot locker*

[Gurlugon]

I tell ya, this thread is going places.

[ultra perfect cell]

HA! Ya call that a fart? THIS is a fart! *Gets out flamethrower and farts in it* Ha! What a way to burn in hell!

[MEATMAN]

SHH! Not now, son. I'm making...TOAST!



*Sets what's left of cell on fire*

BURN, BURN, BABY, BURN!!

[Schimid]

Fag.

[Comrade Rocket]

Schimid just won the thread

[ultra perfect cell]

Ahhhhh......now that I've regenerated, I'm even stronger than before!
*powers up* Much better! How do you like me now, dickhead? AND THIS ISN'T EVEN A QUARTER OF MY POWER! TO THE MOCK WARS!

[Schimid]

What an interesting and hilarious character.

[MEATMAN]

What IS that atrocious thing on your head? Some kind of fungus?

Let me remove it for you.

Because I have not even BEGUN to fight!

EDIT: This should suffice:



This is not even a tenth of my arsenal. And they're all pointed at you. Only one of us will leave alive, and it sure as hell isn't going to be you.

[MEATMAN]

My undead minions control these monsters. Here's one of them:



I shall sit here and await your surrender.

[Anonymous]

I'll go ahead and highlight the parts of the R&G (of which you're so enamored) that you're being gay with.

Rules:

3) No message flooding. Flooding = instant ban. No questions asked.

7) Characters - if you insist on making a character, please don't overdo it. We know which accounts are characters and who they really are. It's fine if you want to have a little fun with a character every now and then, just don't run it into the ground. Furthermore, don't make 50 different character accounts. Abuse of this sort of thing will get you a warning and can lead to all of your accounts banned (both your real main account and your characters).

8) An admin or moderator can and will delete or move your posts if it isn't in the right forum or doesn't really serve any purpose. If any of us find that we're constantly having to delete/move posts by an individual user, that person will get a warning. Again, multiple warnings can lead to being banned.


Guidelines:

3) When posting a new topic, please make sure it's something at least semi worthwhile. A post that simply contains the word "hi" or a single emoticon generally isn't going to do anything except waste people's time. If the majority of your posts are shorter than your signature file, that's probably a clear sign that you're not really adding anything valuable to any conversations.

6) It's also not a humor contest here on the boards. For fucks sake, please just be yourself and not some flamboyant jackass who is trying to impress us all with how funny you are. If you're naturally funny, it will show. Just try to contribute to the conversations rather than ruining them. People in the GENERAL BLABBER forum REALLY need to keep this in mind.

7) Replying to topics - I cannot stress it enough when I say YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPLY TO EVERY SINGLE POST. You people know who you are... you have this sick need to reply to every single thing that is posted on these forums even if it has nothing to do with you. If you have a desire to respond that frequently, try a fucking chat room.

9) Fighting with other mockers. Obviously people are going to argue, but if you want to actually duke it out with another mocker, we have a "Mock Wars" forum in which you can do it. Please keep it to that forum rather than filling up other forums with your back 'n forth insult fests.

ADMIIIIINS!

[ultra perfect cell]

That's not fungus, jackass! It's a part of my body. And your little toys don't frighten me. But if you shoot me with them all at once, I might get a bruise pr something.

[Matt Harty]

You can't turn every thread into some RPG fuckfest.

[ultra perfect cell]

This isn't a fuckfest, asshole. Hell, this isn't even a rap thread anymore. MEATMAN! TO THE BATTLE THREAD IN MOCK WARS!

[HickMan]

Originally Posted by AChimp

SHOULD-BE-BANNED CELL

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

[Comrade Rocket]

Hmm, somethings wrong here. I want to not care...and well i dont. Bye