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Matt Harty · #1

I've never dozed off during a movie until now. I'm really disapointed. I did expect really bad acting, as they showed none of it during previews. And that's what I expected the movie to be like, alot of expensive digital destruction and 8 minutes worth of dialouge.

Instead it was all boring dialouge with flat characters, and a faggy snow hurricane taking up most of the movie. I expected this to be about the world being in an ice age. This storm being limited to the northern hemisphere really killed it for me.

Esuohlim · #2

WHEN THE BIG CHUNK OF HAIL HIT THE JAPANESE MAN MY FIRST INSTINCT WAS "FUCK, THIS MOVIE WILL BE GOOD AFTER ALL".

THEN THE SHIP FLOATED BY OUT OF NOWHERE AND I WAS LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK?".

THEN NONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS DIED AND I WAS LIKE "FUCK".

I really hate movies these days. I haven't gone to the theaters in the last four years and leave without disappointment.

Emu · #3

the wolves pissed me off

they were cheesy.

The Green Meanie · #4

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

WHEN THE BIG CHUNK OF HAIL HIT THE JAPANESE MAN MY FIRST INSTINCT WAS "FUCK, THIS MOVIE WILL BE GOOD AFTER ALL".

THEN THE SHIP FLOATED BY OUT OF NOWHERE AND I WAS LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK?".

THEN NONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS DIED AND I WAS LIKE "FUCK".

Is it wrong to want to see someone stand up in the theater and yell all of the above?

Esuohlim · #5

Someone in the theater yelled "AW SNAP" in a ******y fashion right after that guy told the other guy "His son is in New York right now, so think about that before you jump to conclusions". It was the best part about the movie.

whoreable · #6

it was such bullshit that they didnt show the guy hit the ground and shatter(demolitionman style) when he cut his rope

also the wolves were fucking gay

Cap'n Crunch · #7

I remember when I saw 28 Days Later and the one part where it looked like it was over some fat black lady yelled, "THAT SUCKED." It was the best part of the movie.

Comrade Rocket · #8

I fell asleep during one of the star trek movies, i forgot which one

Matt Harty · #9

Did you know it takes 2 minutes to walk across NYC?

Skulhedface · #10

The best part of the movie for me was that I went with a jumpy date who suddenly clutched onto me pretty hard when the wolves showed up

ScruU2wice · #11

well it is the "film bush didn't want you to see"

Emu · #12

Somebody shouted "You got SERVED" when the main character made some snap at the vice president in the beginning.

ziggytrix · #13

Which raises the question: should we blame bad parenting or MST3k for obnoxious fucks talking in theaters?

Skulhedface · #14

I surely don't blame literacy.

It seemed that 99% of those exact same obnoxious fucks missed the 30 minute long "Turn off ALL cell phones" commercial.