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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 12:04 PM        Johnny Depp As Willy Wonka?
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If they make this movie i hope there won't be any CGI
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 12:15 PM       
I'm not sure on this one- i was never a huge fan of the Wonka Mythos to begin with, but if i could think of any actor to pull it off it would prolly be depp... I'm not a huge fan of depp per se, but he's done pretty good, i realy liked him in the Pirates, Sleepy Hollow and Fear and loathing...
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 01:54 PM       
Why the hell shouldn't there be any CGI in it?

While Depp would be great, I still hope Michael Keaton will get the part.
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 04:50 PM       
Agreed. Depp's great too, but it looks more like keaton's kinda character. Besides, depp's got enough work
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 05:06 PM       
i dont know, i wanna see a little bit of darkness in Willy Wonka that Gene Wilder had. i think depp would be able to carry that a little better but Keaton would be a good cantidate too. regardless of that, if the oompa loompas are anything less than real men with orange painted skin and im gonna be greatly disapointed
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 05:41 PM       
There are a couple reasons this will rock. First of all, every single film Depp and Burton have made together has been a classic. Secondly, Charlie & The Chocolate Factory is a great book and has tons of great matieral. Thirdly, it's right up there ally, and Burton is the kind of director that will get it done right.
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 06:40 PM       
I woud really like to see a Charlie and the Chocolate movie done strictly like the book. I'm not saying that the movie wasnt good, I think Willy Wonka is one of the best movies ever made. But if you read the book, you'd understand that Charlie had a father, he was alot poorer, the Oompa Loompas were almost naked pale midgets, and there were no Golden geese. Burton is one of those genious and slightly crazy directors that would make this movie perfect.
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 10:00 PM       
I think Ted Danson should play Wonka.
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 10:31 PM       
[quote="ScruU2wice"]i dont know, i wanna see a little bit of darkness in Willy Wonka that Gene Wilder had. i think depp would be able to carry that a little better but Keaton would be a good cantidate too. quote]

Michael Keaton was fucking the original Batman, and those flicks were pretty dark. I think Keaton fits the persona better.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 05:25 AM       
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i dont know, i wanna see a little bit of darkness in Willy Wonka that Gene Wilder had. i think depp would be able to carry that a little better but Keaton would be a good cantidate too. regardless of that, if the oompa loompas are anything less than real men with orange painted skin and im gonna be greatly disapointed
The Oompa Loompas weren't orange in the book.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 11:29 AM       
But they were in the movie, and that really stuck with me more than the oompa loompas in the book...
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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 04:45 PM       
If the oompa loompas rap in this movie i'm going to set myself on fire.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 04:51 PM       
I still wanted to see Walken as Willy Wonka like they were originally talking about. Maybe he can play the grandfather though... he loves doing dance sequences and I can just see him jumping up out of the bed and busting into one of his dance routines.

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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 04:55 PM       
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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 05:05 PM       
You know, I can really see Christopher Walken as grandpa George. That part would suit him better over Wonka, I think.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 11:43 PM       
As i sat, drowning in boredom i decided to try some photoshopping..

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MY CRAPPY PHOTOSHOPPED PREDICTION FOR THE FUTURE:


As you can clearly see, i replaced Wonka with Depp, Grampa with Walken, and Mike Tv's mom with Mr. T

(i got lazy with the other two after i edited depp :/ )
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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 11:59 PM       
Liar! i gave you that idea

but u made it hilarious with Mr.T
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 12:07 AM       
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but u made it hilarious with Mr.T
You're both fucking stupid.

Mr. T is a cliched absurdism like Cheese and Squirels.

Also, you spell "you" "u." I mean, come on! It's only more letters! What's the deal with people who are so lazy that they have to abbreviate a 3-letter word! You're like a crazy person! What would President Kenedy think of this! or as my mom would say "MARGARAT, WHY YOU NO SPELL 'YOU'!!" I'm gonna go stick my wife's head in the toilet and fuck her in the ass now, heeeey
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 12:16 AM       
I'm sorry jixby, want me to change Mr. T to donald duck?

..or is that a cliched absurdism as well?
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 12:20 AM       
everything is cliched absurdism with you Agro
i spelled YOU out, on top of that, Jixby...



i need a dictionary to find the defintion of absurdism
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 01:35 AM       
I HATE people who abbreviate "OK" to "K".



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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 02:02 AM       
Elfman, is the only good choice to score that film. Also I really hope burton adds a little gothic twist to it.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 05:18 PM       
You replaced Mike Tv's mom with Mr.T. I can't belive you made that mistake.
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 10:43 AM       
Damnit, oh well, its fixed now, but, it, was, a very, bad, mistake.
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 02:33 PM       
Jixby that was awesome. That was so much better than my "what's the deal with airline food?!" schtick.
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