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Senior Member
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Under a rickety bridge
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Jan 23rd, 2004, 09:54 AM
God damnit, you're all a bunch of fucking no-hoper pansy-assed dick-stroking poofter-fucking anal-rimming morons who sniff farts, eat shit, and sweat failure. I was walking my dog the other day and my dog actually jumped up and said, "You know what? You're a fucking dipshit for even associating with those morons in the mockwar thread! You could have devoted your wasted time to something more productive, like painting a picture or putting a cat in a microwave. At least putting a cat in a microwave is like a science experiement. But insulting a bunch of fuckwits on an internet forum is something even I can do. And I spend most of my days digging holes and licking my anus. How stupid is THAT?! WOOF!" I thought that was fucking insane cause dogs don't talk. But he did. And he thinks you're all retarded.
I never thought I'd say this, but Stoppa is right. You're all wasting away writing retarded garbage that no one even cares about. And Stoppa, out of all people, is RIGHT (That doesn't excuse the fact that he's a dipshit playing a fantasy game where he's some super spy womaniser, when in reality he's probably in his early to mid twenties, alone, miserable, wasting his fucking life away, and so bored that he has to create this internet persona where he acts higher and mightier than all of you, even though he's the same type of reject as all of you).
So, yes. This forum should be locked unless an offical mockwar is going on because I see a total waste of talent being sucked dry in here like a hooker on Stoppa's dick (apparently. that's what he tells me -- he gets all the chicks). So, my time learning how to mock has taught me one thing: I don't need to cause it's a waste. I'd rather masturbate to furry hermaphrodite porn and stick hot needles in my nipples than even associating with the slike of you retards. You failures! You scum! You no-hopers! You anal rejects! You mediocre sons-of-bitches! You can't even aspire to do something amazing, like cure cancer. Instead you have to mock people to feel better about yourselves. You have to prey on human misery than do something that will ultimately change your dead-end life (Yes, Stoppa too).
By the way, this is my last post at these boards ever.
Seeya,
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Tubesock: The Mock War Troll who lives under a bridge and throws shit at passers-by.
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