Don't you love it when the board breaks?

[Mockery]

Sure is a good thing I have some tools installed that allowed me to fix it. Thanks go out to phadeguy for his good advice on it and of course chojin for introducing me him back in january.

[Professor Cool]

We should all tell our stories of what adventures we had while the board was down.

I took a voyage to a furniature store. And bought a gray couch for only $65.99

[Esuohlim]

I found the rest of the Internet to be rather boring and uneventful.

[Anonymous]

Yeah. Ditto.

[AChimp]

I looked at porn.

[Rongi]

I went to a cheap county carnival and won stuff :/

[Mike]

I invented a cocktail

The I-Mockery:

some oz. of vodka
a dash of pickle juice
a little 7-up
the powdery smashed remains of 2 green apple jolly ranchers over the top

[Anonymous]

if only you could invent the 'going away'

[CaptainBubba]

Yunno there was a time when I would've actually posted what I did while the site was down but instead I'm just gonna post a list of people I'd like ta bang:

1. Mike
2. Mikes mom (huhuhuh)
3. That Woman with the gross lips from the "Ultimate Chopper" infomercial, just so I could punch her in the face when she wasn't expecting it.
4. The fat guy from the same infomercial for simmilar but enirely different reasons.

[ItalianStereotype]

I sunk into a state of "forum withdrawal" and carved everyones name onto my body before ultimately passing out from a jug of prison-style toilet wine.

[Rongi]

Where did you carve my name ?

[The_voice_of_reason]

I talked to real people...AND THEY SUCKED.




Not that I think you are all not real people

[Cap'n Crunch]

I tried to draw Rocko on the computer:



I might make an animated cartoon with it. I'm can't do any of their voices.

[Esuohlim]

I can.

[Mike]

What the hell? That's a good cocktail.

[Schimid]

I can do Filbert. And Really Really Big Man, kinda.

[SLjimbo]

Saw T3 in theaters and......*sigh* that's it. :/

[CastroMotorOil]

I earned every degree on that at home degree program, learned to speak swahili, and found true happiness.


I ate some venison and worked

[Abe Slank]

I was reduced to reading a book

[Ninjavenom]

I saw that movie about the Spinal Taps and the one where Jason takes Manhattan. 'Twas a good night.

[Geggy]

I started volunteering at the old people's home down the street from where I live and met a girl that works there. I'm in love with a girl who loves cows.

[ItalianStereotype]

on the off chance that your feelings for her are actually reciprocated, why don't you go devote your full attention to stalking this girl and stop cluttering the boards with your inane bullshit.

[Dole]

I had to dress up as a copper. No shit...pics to follow.

[Poxpower]

You know, my comp fucked up and I couldn't access the net, and when I finally get back on my feet and go to check the board out...

why??

I just watched Beat the geeks

[Krythor]

I watched Evil Dead, Night Of The Living Dead and... *sigh* Big Brother.